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my digital footprint is a clown shoe I fear

*retaining nothing you just said* got it

its so crazy that headphones work. play the same sound in both ears and it sounds like its literally happening inside you

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

If the gore in a gore/body horror movie is mainly cg then what’s even the point

Ma’am what do you want them to do murdwr the actors???

Ohhhh I forgot about practical effects

feeling like the health inspector

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

Okay, so it turns out I could watch tigers on ice for HOURS.

"Tigers On Ice" would be a great stage show.

adulthood is all about fighting for your life to meet up with your friends at a scheduled time

Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

7 years later and still the same issue