(dressed as a human)

been a bit sad this week. well there’s your update thanks for reading my internet blog have a good one :)

me, watching the charming shoe shop employee ring up a pair of sneakers that are a size too big for me because i couldn’t bring myself to ask for another pair to try on, meekly presenting my debit card: well i guess this is happening and that’s fine

it’s nice to know i can go to see my therapist without any idea of what i want to talk about but be pretty much guaranteed to get something valuable out of the session anyway

[katy perry voice] dont be afraid to touch eels

everything is a little bit too much rn

a drunk man came up to me on the street tonight and asked me if i was heartbroken

how much would i have to pay the unicode people to permanently retire that awful fucking laughing-crying emoji

concept: a cover version of 'cattle & cane' by the go-betweens except its about auto repair and its called 'panel & paint'

me, after barely starting an assignment that was due 9 weeks ago: well, sam, you've done some good work today. time for a break