stu🅱️id manthing

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

I was so scared they were heading for a romance subplot but congrats to Project Hail Mary for going for the far funnier option of 'Trolley Operator' and 'Guy She Is Actively Tying To The Tracks'. What a dynamic. Movie of the year.

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

im deleting this fucking website

It took me a minute

Gotdamn I haven’t seen this post in almost a decade

resident delightful

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

if you are new to being a tornado cows are basically one of the most classic items you can pick up. a true essential

your boss takes you into his office and grimly informs you that he’s unemploygnant and it’s yours