A Glitch in the Davetrix

i have a nerd and will force him to play sportsball unless my demands are met

applejuiceandblasphemy replied to your post: I have a nerd here.

so is this like a hostage declaration or what

so how do you make a weeb

preheat your teenager to 13 yrs old

in a large bowl add angst, acne, and anime

stir

take a social media and run it through a cringe-sieve to remove the noncringy bits

add to bowl

you can also add mspaint and deviant art but that’s not necessary

add fictional thirst to taste

if you can’t find your own canonical waifu, homemade is fine

mix well and put into teenager

decorate with naruto headbands and sprinkle with ‘kawaii’ and ‘desu’ 

Shit, fuck. Complicated shit.

thats basically oven mitts dude you invented oven mitts

learn to breathe noob

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