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blade runner said we're supposed to have flying cars by now and instead we have this

sometimes a family is a man and a woman and two dogs and a dog and a woman and two men because one of them is about to die of old age

If The Thing was a romcom

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

Some people don’t want to hear this but sometimes accessibility is not sustainable or eco-friendly. Disabled people sometimes need straws, or pre-made meals in plastic containers, or single-use items. Just because you can work with your foods in their least processed and packaged form doesn’t mean everyone else can.

This is the first time I have (conciously) heard Hatsune Miku so now K3 is irrevocably tied to it, thanks, I guess

One thing I truly love about Mabel is that she is completely genuine and sincere weird little girl representation. She has a morbid sense of humour. She grew up with a horrifying plush bear called Bear-O and literally everybody hated him. Her prized possession is a pig whom she won at a carnival, claiming to be a witch while doing so. Her initial design for a wax figure was a fairy princess horse fairy princess. She punched a unicorn. She draws portraits of her friends on cats and sells them for a profit. Her dream boyfriend is a Bill and Ted clone who has a masters in law. She's scared of stop motion. Her uncle didn't like colours so she hatched a plan with her friends to blind him. When her uncle offered her a free gift from his shop, she took a grappling hook without even considering any other option. One time she said the sentence "it's covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids." No one is doing it like her

This too shall pass but like holy fuck