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The way Dan and Phil spoke about sister Daniel being on hiatus was in the exact same tone as your parents telling you that Mc Donald's is closed every Wednesday and the tooth fair just doesn't work when we are out of town.

I love Dan and Phil's dynamic where Dan tries to make a classy and subtle dirty joke and Phil just steamrolls by bluntly saying the thing. Honestly that makes it funnier

watching pizza mukbang 2 fuming that they didn't post a new one today

pouring one out for the minecraft pajamas :(

cheers, dear 🥹

god the ranch metaphor never doesn't hit. they're literally in love.

i think ocd adds a special little flavor to the absolute terror of the looming ticketmaster war like im inventing a million little rituals out of my own beautiful mind right now that are gonna make or break me