Apollo

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

id ask if it was gauche to have cropped porn as my icon but at the end of the day this is who i am

(in sex ed class) this is stupid when are we ever gonna need to use this lol

I got a good feeling about this year...

Pressure Treated Gävle Goat bones obvi

You're killing me. You're killing little guys daily. I'm hurt.

Its called pudding because you are pudding it in your mouth lol

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it's the era of the asexual pervert

i hate holiday music so much "giddyup jinglehorse pick up your feet" has the mouthfeel of somethign my homophobic high school coach would yell at me on track day

christmas isnt about the presents, and it isnt about christ or whatever. its about drawing deer furries in bondage harnesses that have jingle bells all over them. thats what it;s about

Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

Hey,

Don’t say anything

she's MIDDLE AGED she's DIVORCED she hits people with GIANT HAMMERS she has a WEIRD RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD she HAS A SQUAD OF SILLY GUYS she's tormented by HORRORS BEYOND HER UNDERSTANDING and most importantly shes BUTCH. i didn't say a name but she popped into your head didn't she