Apocalypse Update for May 20th, 2026
We continue to experience linear time.
Still no apocalypse.
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RMH
dirt enthusiast
will byers stan first human second
Jules of Nature
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
art blog(derogatory)
we're not kids anymore.

shark vs the universe

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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JVL

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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
i don't do bad sauce passes
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todays bird
Three Goblin Art
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Apocalypse Update for May 20th, 2026
We continue to experience linear time.
Still no apocalypse.

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Apocalypse Update for May 16th, 2026
Hope y'all are getting to enjoy the weather.
Still no apocalypse.
Apocalypse Update for May 6th, 2026
I have been very busy lately.
Not with the apocalypse, though. That's still not here.
Apocalypse Update for April 4th, 2026
4/4. That's gotta be something, right?
Not the apocalypse, but something.
Apocalypse Update for April 1st, 3026
We've been at this for a good long while. At this point, you should know that the apocalypse will happen when UrbanMechs fly.
Wait. I'm being handed a note...
Goddammit.

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Apocalypse Update for March 25th, 2026
Does it feel like spring to any of y'all? Because it does not feel like spring here.
Still no apocalypse, though.
Apocalypse Update for March 21st, 2026
Happy first day of Spring.
Still no apocalypse.
Apocalypse Update for March 14th, 2026
Happy Half-Tau Day! And I guess also Ides of March Eve (for those of you who observe it).
Still no apocalypse.
Apocalypse Update for March 7th, 2026
Time continues to progress as normal.
Still no apocalypse.
Apocalypse Update for February 21st, 2026
Did y'all remember to get your discount chocolate? Because I didn't.
Still no apocalypse.

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Apocalypse Update for February 14th, 2026
Happy Single Peoples Awareness Day, and also Happy Discount Chocolate Day Eve.
Oh, and I guess also plagues and bees?
Still no apocalypse, though.
Apocalypse Update for February 11th, 2026
Valentine's Day is coming up. I don't know about y'all, but I'm mostly looking forward to the discounted chocolate.
Still no apocalypse, by the way.
Apocalypse Update for February 7th, 2026
Nice that we're getting two Friday the Thirteenths in a row this year.
Still no apocalypse, though.
Apocalypse Update for January 31st, 2026
One month down, eleven more to go this year. We got this.
Still no apocalypse.
Apocalypse Update for January 28th, 2026
Hope y'all are staying safe and warm out there.
Still no apocalypse.

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Apocalypse Update for January 24th, 2026
Stay warm out there, y'all.
Still no apocalypse.
Apocalypse Update for January 17th, 2025
2025 sure has been a year, hasn't it?
Still no apocalypse, unfortunately.