A Pledge to Myself

I ain’t scurred to admit it.

I’m there right now! Lol Never quittin’ tho.

Deja vu, for real.

Restarted more times this year than I would like to admit

There is a story behind these mugs

How many times

way too many times

this is important

things are gonna fucking work out. do this for yourself. don’t you dare quit. put in a ton of effort, it won’t betray you.

Man the 90’s were weird.

Its like we got all this new technology and didnt know what to do with it.

the war on drugs has failed.

was i the only one who thought that your head would actually turn into fruit if you ate one because i did and me and a friend got some and we each ate one and then i looked at her and lied and screamed that she looked just like a watermelon and she started crying

You what

The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I’m singing Fergilicious and it’s at the part where she says “I be up in the gym just workin on my fitness he’s my witness” I can point to him and he’ll do the little “wooOOH” part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it’s stressful because right after the wooOOH part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think