Welcome!

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

my hand…… needs…. to be…………….. held….

um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?

calling in thicc today

Y'all be saying I'm cute but I don't have a boo so who lying???

why do so many 40+ yr old men have the audacity to like.. flirt w/ me in all seriousness. i’m half (or less!) your age, bud. do you not have places to be? go call your kids. eat a grapefruit. stock up on viagra. decay. the options that don’t involve me are endless

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

and we'll never be snoyals (snake royals)

If you are beginning your semester of school this upcoming week or sometime soon; I am wishing that you transition smoothly into your academic environment. I hope that you develop comfortable relationships with your professors and instructors. I pray any financial burdens that have arisen be resolved timely and easily.