Not a patch note but
The real reason I made this blog was to vent about how stupid and absurd my favorite game has become in terms of game mechanics and lore/world-building
I'll be ending the blog at #70
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@apexlegends-patchnotes
Not a patch note but
The real reason I made this blog was to vent about how stupid and absurd my favorite game has become in terms of game mechanics and lore/world-building
I'll be ending the blog at #70

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Patch note #58
Sparrow theme just dropped!!
Patch note #58
Sparrow theme just dropped!!
Patch note #57
Come get your Mad Maggie heirloom
Interest check! Would you follow an Apex Legends OC and self insert appreciation blog?
Yeah!
Nah!
(Bloodhound GIF for attention lol)

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Patch note #55
Sayonara to ur wallets u weeaboo shits
Patch note #56
Umm... Hiiii Crowdstrike.... It's me, Intern RespawnEntertainment..... Would you um..... Go out on a date with us....., 🥺👉👈
We need ideas to make our game Worse™ and we were just wondering if um....
Methinks I'll make a shitposty video about the things that bothered me about Apex as my 100th patch note...
Aged like milk bc I'm tired of the BS EA and Respawn are pulling 80% of the time since 2021. The Shadow Society event and proposed battle pass repricing was the final nail on the coffin and I am never picking this game back up again.
Anyway come find me @is-there-a-filipino-legend-yet for general fandom criticism and Apex posts
Patch not 48
Added a new gun and it's fucking ur mom and dad lol :)
Patche not 48.1
It's also fucking ur wallet lol :)
This gun costs $12,000 to operate

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Methinks I'll make a shitposty video about the things that bothered me about Apex as my 100th patch note...
Aged like milk bc I'm tired of the BS EA and Respawn are pulling 80% of the time since 2021. The Shadow Society event and proposed battle pass repricing was the final nail on the coffin and I am never picking this game back up again.
Anyway come find me @is-there-a-filipino-legend-yet for general fandom criticism and Apex posts
REALIZED I DIDN'T MAKE A #28 </3
Uhhh....
PATCH NOTE #28
Reminder that mod is a nonwhite nonbinary person and wishes that Respawn treated its lore and characters with more care...now we just have a big ass inconsistent space soap opera with guns and ship pandering ... I would like less soap opera and inconsistency and more scifi and friendship and queerplatonic relationships being held to the same level of importance as romantic relationships
Patch note #45
We've paywalled the lore, it's now $45 a year. If you wanna see Caustic on Fuse:s Dingdong it costs an extra $6.99
Patch note #45.1
Mr CEO presidentman of EA told us that it's now an extra $26.99 to see Caustic on Fuses Dingdong
Patch note #55
Sayonara to ur wallets u weeaboo shits
can we take bloodhound out of apex, they’re too good for the series

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We as a community need to come together and make our voices heard, the best way you can do that is depriving the scummy companies of what they really want. Money.
Please share this, you can share this elsewhere if you like (as long as you credit me of course). I love apex so much, but this has to be the first step taken to get it into a better state. If EA sees their shit monetization won’t work, it will force them to put more resources into improving the game. (Which is what they should have been doing in the first place)
I believe we can make a change
Looks like EA and Respawn has forgotten they have a day 0 anticapitalist character in their roster!