smelly.

*sticks my bare ass in a sewer opening* oh no I sure hope no demon clown tries to eat my a

I’m on hold with time warner cable getting my WiFi shut off because this post was the last straw for me

Holy shit im dying right now..prob the best one

I’ve repeatedly seen British people make fun of American food for apparently always being either “too sweet or too salty” but our cuisine is still pretty mild compared to a lot of other countries, and having repeatedly tried British food, I’m pretty sure the term you’re looking for is “having any flavor at all.”

Britain invaded over half the world for spices and then decided they didn’t like any of them

you’re half-joking but that is legitimately what happened

I feel so attacked

i don know shit yall!!!! im jus out here 

😂dAMN DEPRESSION 😩😩😩😩 YOUVE GOT THOSE 👌👌 LOW MOODS 👌 💯💯 THAT JUST WONT QUIT 👅👅 DEPRESSIONS SERVING IT OUT 👀👀👀…. BONE APE TIT EVERYONE ☕☕☕☕💦💦😂😂ssssssssllllllURPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP HIHIHGHNHNG

AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

what does Quil do

All the time all the time

there are these like.. “poli sci bros” if u know the type.. who sit in front of me in philosophy.. anyhow today the professor said something like “u wonder how marx ever had the time to write all these texts” and the guy in front of me immediately opened google and typed “karl marx virgin”