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You are done.

Fired. Do not show your face at the laundry again. Stay away from Pinkman. Do not go near him. Ever. Are you listening to me?

What do you say?

For now, but he’ll come around. In the meantime there’s the matter of your brother-in-law. He is a problem you promised to resolve. You have failed. Now is left to me.

To deal with him. If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter.

You are done.

Fired. Do not show your face at the laundry again. Stay away from Pinkman. Do not go near him. Ever. Are you listening to me?

What do you say?

For now, but he’ll come around. In the meantime there’s the matter of your brother-in-law. He is a problem you promised to resolve. You have failed. Now is left to me.

To deal with him. If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter.

You are done.

Fired. Do not show your face at the laundry again. Stay away from Pinkman. Do not go near him. Ever. Are you listening to me?

What do you say?

For now, but he’ll come around. In the meantime there’s the matter of your brother-in-law. He is a problem you promised to resolve. You have failed. Now is left to me.

To deal with him. If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter.

You are done.

Fired. Do not show your face at the laundry again. Stay away from Pinkman. Do not go near him. Ever. Are you listening to me?

What do you say?

For now, but he’ll come around. In the meantime there’s the matter of your brother-in-law. He is a problem you promised to resolve. You have failed. Now is left to me.

To deal with him. If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter.

You are done.

Fired. Do not show your face at the laundry again. Stay away from Pinkman. Do not go near him. Ever. Are you listening to me?

What do you say?

For now, but he’ll come around. In the meantime there’s the matter of your brother-in-law. He is a problem you promised to resolve. You have failed. Now is left to me.

To deal with him. If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter.

You are done.

Fired. Do not show your face at the laundry again. Stay away from Pinkman. Do not go near him. Ever. Are you listening to me?

What do you say?

For now, but he’ll come around. In the meantime there’s the matter of your brother-in-law. He is a problem you promised to resolve. You have failed. Now is left to me.

To deal with him. If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter.

You are done.

Fired. Do not show your face at the laundry again. Stay away from Pinkman. Do not go near him. Ever. Are you listening to me?

What do you say?

For now, but he’ll come around. In the meantime there’s the matter of your brother-in-law. He is a problem you promised to resolve. You have failed. Now is left to me.

To deal with him. If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter.

You are done.

Fired. Do not show your face at the laundry again. Stay away from Pinkman. Do not go near him. Ever. Are you listening to me?

What do you say?

For now, but he’ll come around. In the meantime there’s the matter of your brother-in-law. He is a problem you promised to resolve. You have failed. Now is left to me.

To deal with him. If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter.

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Fired. Do not show your face at the laundry again. Stay away from Pinkman. Do not go near him. Ever. Are you listening to me?

What do you say?

For now, but he’ll come around. In the meantime there’s the matter of your brother-in-law. He is a problem you promised to resolve. You have failed. Now is left to me.

To deal with him. If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter.

You are done.

Fired. Do not show your face at the laundry again. Stay away from Pinkman. Do not go near him. Ever. Are you listening to me?

What do you say?

For now, but he’ll come around. In the meantime there’s the matter of your brother-in-law. He is a problem you promised to resolve. You have failed. Now is left to me.

To deal with him. If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter.

You are done.

Fired. Do not show your face at the laundry again. Stay away from Pinkman. Do not go near him. Ever. Are you listening to me?

What do you say?

For now, but he’ll come around. In the meantime there’s the matter of your brother-in-law. He is a problem you promised to resolve. You have failed. Now is left to me.

To deal with him. If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter.

You are done.

Fired. Do not show your face at the laundry again. Stay away from Pinkman. Do not go near him. Ever. Are you listening to me?

What do you say?

For now, but he’ll come around. In the meantime there’s the matter of your brother-in-law. He is a problem you promised to resolve. You have failed. Now is left to me.

To deal with him. If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter.

You are done.

Fired. Do not show your face at the laundry again. Stay away from Pinkman. Do not go near him. Ever. Are you listening to me?

What do you say?

For now, but he’ll come around. In the meantime there’s the matter of your brother-in-law. He is a problem you promised to resolve. You have failed. Now is left to me.

To deal with him. If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter.

You are done.

Fired. Do not show your face at the laundry again. Stay away from Pinkman. Do not go near him. Ever. Are you listening to me?

What do you say?

For now, but he’ll come around. In the meantime there’s the matter of your brother-in-law. He is a problem you promised to resolve. You have failed. Now is left to me.

To deal with him. If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter.

You are done.

Fired. Do not show your face at the laundry again. Stay away from Pinkman. Do not go near him. Ever. Are you listening to me?

What do you say?

For now, but he’ll come around. In the meantime there’s the matter of your brother-in-law. He is a problem you promised to resolve. You have failed. Now is left to me.

To deal with him. If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter.

You wouldn't. Ask anyway! Bender, we're trying our best. I don't want to be rescued. Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! Anyone who laughs is a communist!

War Is the H-Word

I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! Ummm…to eBay? I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?

Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.

Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.

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