Just A Jean Obsessed Chick

Hanji: *hugging levi and makes a sound*

Levi: what was that four eyes?

Hanji: an affectionate sound..

Levi: ........

Eren: *joins in bc he'd be damned if he let anyone disrespect his bae*

Mikasa: *breaks up the fight just so she can personally whip their ass*

Armin: *attempting to hold back his s/o but failing* i tried

Jean: you're doing great, sweetie! *recording*

Marco: Fighting is not the ans- Did they just call you a bitch? Hell nah. I'll hold your bag, babe.

Reiner: YEAH! GET EM BABE! RIGHT HOOK. SCRATCH THAT BITCH. THATS MY LIL MMA FIGHTER *placing bets w other ppl*

Bertholdt: *sweating nervously, holding his bae back*

Connie: You talk shit you get hit 🤷🏼‍♂️

Sasha: *eating and cheering her bae on*

Annie: they deserve it 🤷🏼‍♀️

Erwin: *being hercules as fuck and literally picks up his s/o and walks away*

Levi: If you loose, IM gonna beat your ass next. *sips tea*

Hanji: ... so after you get done beating their ass can we stop by my lab??

Marco: Im gonna ride that

Armin: I thought you didn't like horses

Marco: *squints eyes* i didn't mean the horse

Armin: Marco No!

Eren: wait *clears throat* THERES A SPECK OF DUST ON THE FLOOR...

Step 1: Place a Mikasa in a stable

Step 2: Place some hay around Mikasa