Aoife Sharpteeth

Welcome! Sit down, relax, you're safe here. Relatively safe, at least. It's almost completely certain that local reality won't collapse. My name is Aoife Sharpteeth, and I'm the Director and resident Eldritch Horror at Site 7, a clandestine research facility deep underground. Unlike some organizations I could name, we work with sentient anomalies to create solutions that are best for all involved. As a result, we've arrived at a rate of containment breaches lower than any other secret anomaly-dealing organization. Also, we have an excellent snack bar. Just make sure and inform them of any allergens, anathema, weaknesses, food-related doom prophecies, dietary restrictions, or geasa that need to be accommodated. As a form of community outreach, I stream horror games several times a week. It's my hope that by creating a calm and cozy environment...well, as cozy as a game containing a myriad horrors can be...I can introduce more people to horror that might otherwise feel too nervous to enjoy the stories these games have to offer.

Going Live with Darkwood! A shadowy forest cuts off all life, and no escape in sight. Either we find a giant can of weed killer, or it's going to be a long night.

🔴 Going Live with SCP: Secret Files!

We've apparently been set up to review some of the foundation's files, and possibly look into fixing some of their containment failures.

...again.

🔴 Going Live with Alan Wake II!

Chaotic multiplayer salvaging on a moon filled with horrors, and some excellent friends to do it with! Sounds like a fun way to spend an evening.

🔴 Going Live with C.E.R.A. Saturday and ULTRAKILL!

We're playing a synthetic life form fueled by blood rampaging through hell.

So not unlike an average Tuesday for CERA.

You know, it really never fails. Give a zombie apocalypse long enough and cults start happening. I suppose we'd better go over there and do something...