After an unexpectedly sexy, intense meeting with the Architect, Neo starts having erotically charged dreams about Agent Smith. When the Matrix starts to experience unexpected glitches, Neo and Trinity are flung into various, eclectic and unexpected locations - from Rivendell to a culinary workshop to a coffee roastery. They embark on a wild ride across a kaleidoscope of ideas, lively characters (former porn stars, degenerate philosophers, saints and Gwyneth Paltrow), dreamscapes, philosophies and lusty, wild, rambunctious sex. The question is though, what do these sweaty, intense dreams of Agent Smith mean and what is Neo going to do about it? And how is it that Trinity becomes so interested in communism?
Words: 4350, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English
Fandoms: The Matrix (Movies), The Lord of the Rings (Movies), Star Wars Original Trilogy, James Hoffman, communism - Fandom
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Thomas Anderson | Neo, Trinity (The Matrix), Agent Smith (The Matrix), The Architect (The Matrix), Elrond Peredhel, James Hoffman - Character, St Joseph, Little Johnny Packer, The Oracle (The Matrix), xXGaiOrgy24Xx, xXNoCum35Xx, Morpheus (The Matrix), Link (The Matrix), Gwyneth Paltrow, Slavoj Žižek, R2-D2 (Star Wars)
Relationships: Thomas Anderson | Neo/Trinity, Thomas Anderson | Neo/Agent Smith, Neo/Elrond, Neo/James Hoffman, Neo/Trinity/St Joseph, Architect/Trinity, Neo/EVERYONE
Additional Tags: Oral Sex, Rough Sex, Vaginal Sex, Semi-Public Sex, Gay Sex, Threesome - F/M/M, Group Sex, Sibling Incest, cum, Coffee, Pasta, Cooking, freud - Freeform, Communism, Romanticism, Machine Sex, Light BDSM, Foot Fetish, Polyamory, free love, tomatoes