Papi, You Should Date My Dad
Damian Wayne came to Paris for business.
He was supposed to be there for a few days, finish what needed to be done, and return home with his five-year-old daughter, Lucky.
Instead, he finds himself stuck in Paris long enough to enroll her in a local kindergarten.
That would already be inconvenient enough.
Then Lucky comes home with three new friends, a suspiciously detailed plan, and the firm conviction that her new teacher, Adrien Agreste, is supposed to be her second dad.
Damian assumes it's just a childish game.
Adrien thinks it's adorable.
The other children take it very, very seriously.
And somehow, between kindergarten playdates, a sleepy black-and-white cat, meddling friends, and two adults who definitely aren't supposed to be falling for each other...
Lucky's ridiculous little plan starts looking less ridiculous by the day.
Or: five-year-olds decide their parents should date, and everyone underestimates just how determined they are.
Words: 4501, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Other Miraculous Ladybug Characters, Damian Wayne, Other DCU characters, Wayne Family Members, Lucky Wayne | Damian Wayne's Daughter, Zazzi the Cat | Lucky Wayne's Pet, original children(s), Original Character(s) - Character
Relationships: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Damian Wayne, Established Relationship(s) - Canon Miraculous, Established Relationship(s) - Canon DCU, Original Relationship(s), Lucky Wayne & Martin Kurtzberg & Mia Lahiffe & Haruka Fathom, Armita & Artina Bruel
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Future Fic, Everyone is older, Everyone lives in the same building, Found Family, Extended Batfamily - Freeform, Miraculous Characters as Adults, single parent damian wayne, single parent, Kindergarteners Are Matchmakers, Kid Matchmaking, kids being kids, children are terrifying, Children Playing Matchmaker, Accidental matchmaking, Forced Proximity, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining, Falling In Love, Crushes, Romance, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Family Fluff, Found Family Feels, Family Dynamics, Parenting, Dad Damian Wayne, Soft Damian Wayne, Soft Adrien Agreste, Adrien Agreste is Good With Kids, Lucky Wayne Is Adorable, Lucky Wayne Is A Menace, Chaotic Children, Shenanigans, Humor, Crack Treated Seriously, Crack, Misunderstandings, Pets, Zazzi the Matchmaker, Kindergarten Teacher Adrien Agreste, Businessman Damian Wayne, Batfamily Cameos, Miraculous Characters Cameos, Everyone is friends, Happy Ending, Developing Relationship, Eventually Damian Wayne/Adrien Agreste, No Villain Drama, Post-Canon, Canon Divergence, Fluff and Humor, One Shot
Fri, 07 Aug 2026 19:06:18 +0000 https://archiveofourown.org/works/90067806
