‘Reactor?’ I barely know’er

He used to steal cars

Old cars are easier bc new cars you need to know some programming

Him and his cousin stole a jaguar and rode it around for 6 months

Fired from his other tow truck job: for drinking on the job

Wasn’t drinking, just had a lot of hand sanitizer (allegedly)

‘They said I was drinking vodka! But that’s horseshit! Because I only drink cognac!’

He only drinks cognac

He used to smoke an ounce of weed a day which. Idk if I believe that but he insisted

Spent 6k on 3 pounds of weed sitting under his bed bc he doesn’t smoke but his wife does

His 11 year old hears him and his wife having sex and then. Tells people about it??? Guys I don’t know

The blue ink is printing into the yellow gelatin bc the gelatin holds up the soft print (so it doesn’t collapse on itself)

@haunted-housess order up

Also take a napkin