Any Passing Thought

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

I dont understand recipes that only have cinnamon. What about her hotter cousin nutmeg? Or their popular cousin cardamom? Their life-of-the-party-but-overwhelming-in-large-amounts sisters clove and anise? Youre telling me NONE of them are invited?? Not even humble allspice?? Im sneaking them in the back door after the opener has started. Im walking them around the block while they change outfits. Im splitting a pack of cigs with them in the parking lot. Im paying their covers. Get in here, everyone, you too, black pepper.

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

tonight we held a poems party; the conceit was that everyone had to memorize a poem, by heart, and recite it for the others at the party. so for the past few weeks a crew of us have been going about our days mumbling under our breath, double-checking the words, getting the thing fixed in the memory, and tonight we gathered and ate a lot of food and recited poems

Having a crush while being aro-ace is soooo funny because I'm literally just like. I wanna go to the grocery store with you

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

Really crazy how "writing" is not a universal skill and "fiction writing" vs "technical writing" vs "writing peer reviews for work" are somehow all different muscles

Like man I'll write short fiction about a ghost boy getting ripped apart no prahblem but then I go to write a peer review for a coworker I deeply respect and my first draft will be like, "I deeply enjoy working with you. Due to how good and skilled and nice you are. At your job."

The loneliest girl in the world would like to message you for about 15 minutes and then ghost you forever

THANK YOU FOR MY LIFE req'd this as a reaction image for my dnd campaign in which i started saying this instead of shut up when we were in polite company