and i was a snake under your flowers.

I was just realising it's been entirely too long since I checked in with my best friend, so here I am to bother you! How are things going over in Budapest? Other than it being a little too far away for my liking, I hope filming's going well and you're having a good time there! And it also means I'm certainly going to claim some of your time during the Scotland trip since it's been too long since we last hung out. I'd almost be willing to tag along for one of your haunted adventures just to spend time together - almost. This is a bit random, but you said things went well talking to Jamie about having kids, yeah? This isn't a sly way of asking when you're having them, though perhaps it is since I'm already missing how tiny Lucien and Adeline were when they've grown so much, and I certainly wouldn't turn down another tiny baby to hold! | @anyakined

it really has been a long time -- but i know we've both been busy, we've both been filming, and you've got five little ones you need to chase after! but i'm glad you're bothering me, because i've missed you a whole lot! and things are going well in budapest, it's such a lovely place to film, and it's been such a fun experience filming too! i'm sad that we're so far away though -- but you know you're welcome to visit, right? i'd love to see you and the family! but you already know you're getting some of my time in scotland. I'm not sure what we'll do just yet, but we'll do something fun! though don't think i won't hold you to doing something haunted with me george, because i will! i'm just picturing you trying to hide behind me though! it is a bit random, but it's funny because jamie and i have been talking about kids like really recently, so it's funny that you should bring it up right now! but i've told jamie that i'm ready to start trying -- i just want to make sure he's ready is all, you know? though i know that no one is ever truly ready for kids, right? well, that's not true. i feel like you were ready for kids because you were born to be a father with how good you are at it. but, i mean, maybe if all goes well, you'll have another tiny baby to hold sometime soon. which i can't help but smile thinking about -- and i've already told jamie, that when we have a baby, i hope they take after him, because honestly, a mini version of him would be so beautiful. though speaking of beautiful babies, how are my favorite sets of twins? and my little beau? || @mackayhq

Oh, there’s no doubt in my mind there are spirits out there with soft spots for you, darling. Even if they’re not living, I think they’re still attracted to good people! We’ll definitely have to plan on Petra again when we get the chance, and might I say I’m still pouting over you having to go and film Dune? Not to be whiny, it’s just so much lonelier here without you. Though I’m glad that I got to see you off and make sure everything was okay there before I had to leave. It makes me smile that you like it when I wear black, since you know that’s my favorite color to wear. Have you thought about the animals you want to get? Maybe something that would calm the hyperactive goats. I’d love if the spirits at our place helped fill us in on things, and it just makes talking to them when we get back all the more fun. You know your support means everything to me, not to mention your opinion about said projects is the most important. I love that you’re so into me reading erotica, and well, anything to make my lady excited, you know I’ll do, love. You want a private show? I suppose now that we’re apart, I can technically make that happen on Facetime. Or would that be cruel? We’re doing amazingly with learning Italian for the spirits’ sake, and it’d be amazing if we both ended up being fluent! And just for you thinking it’s sexy, I may learn more French, too. It’s definitely sexy when you speak Spanish, no question about that either. I’m still so happy you liked the burial plots when I was rather nervous about them, but I should have known you’d end up liking them as much as I do. Plus I can’t think of a sweeter way to spend eternity than with you. I love that it’s what made your mum think of marriage, although you’re right that we’ve never talked about that or anything. How do you feel about it? I guess I’m pretty chill because like you said, as long as we get forever, that’s all that matters to me. You’re going to make me blush saying I deserve Rings of Power, which I still can’t believe I’m part of the show even filming it now! I know I’m lucky to have been part of the franchises and work on the projects I have, though. You have to show me all the gothic decorations you’ve found for next Christmas, because you know I want to see all of them! Though no surprise I’d be impressed because I always am with your tastes. I can understand Sleep Token being a weakness since they are for me too, and it was incredible getting to see them again live with you, love. It’s a good idea to ship the books back to the farm house so we can arrange them when we get the chance to go home. Well, your throat is pretty, so you can’t blame me for wanting to wrap my hands around it. Not to mention you look sexy tied up, too. We’ll have to do that all over again, tying you up to leave rope marks before getting dressed, and maybe you can do the same for me so we can match. Oh, I enjoy any revealing dress on you, though the ones that show all your rope marks are just instant favourites.

when you say things like that, my love, i can't help but blush a whole lot -- because i love that you feel like there are spirits with soft spots for me. but i feel like there are spirits with soft spots for you too, because you're just as good as i am! i'm glad that we're going to make plans to go to petra again when we've got the chance, and believe me, i'm pouting that we've not had as much time together as i would like with both of us filming. you're not being whiny at all, darling, it is rather lonely when we're not together, and i miss you so much when you're not here with me. or when i'm not there with you! though, i'm thankful when we get to have time together, when you can visit me or i can visit you. or when we've gotten to go to fashion shows together, which i still can't get over you walking one, my gorgeous model of a man. hey, you're always so sexy no matter what you wear, but when you're wearing black, i want to be all over you even more than normal, and i don't know why. it's like i can't get enough of you. we have both been so busy that i haven't thought about the animals i want to get, but now you've got me wondering what would calm a hyperactive goat? so, that means i'm going to do some research to see what we can find! i'll admit i have been missing home so much, my love, and i just know once we're back there the spirits are going to have so much to say to us! i'm always going to support you, especially when everything you do always turns out amazing, and i just love every project you take part in. but yeah, you reading erotica, i'm still set on you doing more of that, darling. plus, i love hearing you say you'll do anything to make your lady excited, that puts a big smile on my face. and even though you've given me a few private shows over facetime, which are slightly cruel because you're not the one touching me, at least it's your voice, and that is good enough for now. i think we're pretty fluent when it comes to italian, don't you? at least i feel like we are, since we've put so much work into learning anyway. and i love the idea of you learning more french since i think it's sexy when you speak it, which it is by the way, you sound so good. and i'm glad you find it sexy when i speak spanish, since i know i randomly switch to spanish sometimes when i'm excited. i still smile thinking about those burial plots -- you know that right? is that strange? or does that just show what kind of relationship we have and how perfect we are for each other? and you already know i love the idea of spending eternity with you, my love, and i can't wait to haunt things with you, because you know we'll haunt together. it made me laugh a little that us getting burial plots was what nudged my mom into asking about us getting married, though i'm not shocked that it's something she's thought about, because she adores you and i just know she's been hoping she'll get you as a son-in-law. as for how i feel about it, i would marry you in a heartbeat, you know that, right? but i'm also fine if we don't get married, as long as we have forever together as i have never been one of those women obsessed with marriage and weddings. however, if we did get married? 100% we'd have a gothic wedding and our wedding cake would be in the shape of a real heart, so maybe i have thought about it a little. i love making you blush, but it's true about rings of power, and i am so proud of all the work you've done for them while filming, i'm just sad that i couldn't be there to watch you film! it'll always make me smile that sleep token is both our weaknesses, you know? and i love when we see them together, but i also love when you cover their songs and sing them for me. seriously sad that we're not at home yet to arrange all our new books and everything else we've gotten for our library, but i know we'll be home soon, right? and be together for longer than a few days at a time soon too, because i miss you so much, can't say that enough.

Press for Superman has been going on a little while now, and I feel like the constant theme for myself is being completely out of touch with most everything in recent pop culture. Like I can't tell you if I'm having a brat summer, because I have no idea what that means. Don't ask me what my favorite song release from the last year is, because chances are good I haven't heard any songs from that timeframe. I feel like reporters are often either frustrated by me or mystified by me for having no idea about these things. Though lucky for them, my costars are there to carry me through by explaining things and make up for me being completely clueless with all their knowledge. So, when someone compared me to Miranda Priestley and her assistants for how much they have to feed me information, I got excited because hey, I actually recognized that reference. I'll be happy when press is over and I can retreat back into my world of old time jazz, Star Wars, and my daughter. But in the meantime, while I'm still doing press, if you haven't seen Superman, do us all a solid and check it out. | @gonehollywoodstarters

i always feel like i'm a little out of touch with the recent pop culture as well -- and that's mostly because i'm an old soul, and i tend to favor things more classic in nature. though, since i'm friends with charli, i do kind of know what a brat summer is, but sometimes i'm a little confused on if i was having one or not. but i love that you've not heard any current songs -- because that means you're not being subjected to the likes of sombr, and you should be thankful for that. i'm being catty, and my boyfriend would probably laugh so much if he read me say that because he loves all music and is so open-minded since he's an amazing musician himself -- but seriously, sombr is something else. okay, i got off track with my dislike for sombr for a minute, but anyway, i watched your interviews, and they were adorable. i'll admit i mostly watched at first for nick, since i loved working with him and he's a great friend, but i stayed for you because you were a delight! i think there wasn't a single person frustrated with you, darling, they were all taken with you like i was! and since you've mentioned miranda, i feel like you should be in the up-and-coming devil wears prada two doing something very dramatic and catty, that would be perfect. and since press is over, i hope you're getting to do all the things that you enjoy, darling. especially star wars and jazz, but also getting to spend time with your little girl as well. and getting to spend time with your man, since a little birdie told me you and nick are together, and by birdie i mean nick, since he texted it to me in all caps. and i did go to see superman as well, by the way, i had to support my bestie -- but nick's amazing performance aside, you did so brilliantly as well, darling. your superman was perfect! my dad went with me, and he was a huge christopher reeves fan, and he was in awe of your performance. said you were the best superman since reeves! || @corenswethq

Well, the spirits were once people! Just because they’ve crossed over to the other side doesn’t mean the respect goes away, right? And I’m glad you feel the same way about it, darling. I just can’t see any spirit not having a soft spot for you is what it is! I’m excited for whenever we’ll get to plan this trip for Petra, maybe after both of us are done with filming. I love that our house is both of ours and that we can share it, though I’ll admit I’m missing it a little right now with having to film. Of course, having you with me just makes all the difference, darling. Plus I’m just the animals are charming their caregivers, and as they should. You’re going to make me blush saying I look more handsome with every convention, especially when I just throw on some leather or black clothes for most of them! That must be the thing you like the most, darling. I’m sure I’ll love it, and even more love the wigs you wear in it since I’m sure you make every single one of them look so good. I know you’re a fan of more animals, so don’t you dare tempt me into buying you more! And the goats are rather hyperactive, aren’t they? It’s a good thing, since it means they have some personality. I’m thinking the same thing about the house spirits, and maybe they can tell us everything they’ve been up to since we’ve been away too! You know your support means the world to me, and I only want to support you equally, darling. Plus it doesn’t hurt that you’re a part of some really amazing projects! The wigs are always fun when we want to spice things up, not to mention I love your hair a lot, too. I’m still so amused at your reaction to me reading erotica, though does that mean you’d be excited for another season since we might be doing one? Of course I’d always give you a private show, though. Well, I know you don’t scare easily either, and him being called adorable by you is a compliment. The spirits ought to be impressed that we’re trying to learn their language, right? In that case, I’ll definitely have to speak French more given how you think it’s sexy! And any language you speak is sexy to me, I have to admit. Maybe the house spirits feel like our family is their family, so that makes it even more obvious that we chose the right house. And we’ve got the burial plots, which I’m so happy you like those since I was nervous about them. Just means we’ll have to go on vacation once filming wraps, don’t you think? I can’t help myself since I never thought I’d be part of a Lord of the Rings anything, and now I’m in the show! It’s completely mad, to be honest. And it makes it all the better getting to share everything with you, you know. Hey, our house still looks gorgeous with the decorations and who are we to take them down, right? Plus I can’t wait to see what you find in terms of more gothic decor and color, since the ones you choose are always amazing, darling.

that's very true, my love, and that's exactly why i'm glad we both have the respect that we do when it comes to spirits -- and that's why the spirits will likely always respect us right back! it just makes me laugh that you think there's spirits out there with soft spots for me! i like the idea of planning another trip to petra after both of us are done with filming. i'm not sure when we're meant to start filming dune, so i'm hoping it'll be after you're finished with rings of power! i'm missing our house now too that you're having to film, but i'm happy to be here with you in the uk as well, and at least we're comfortable and feel at home here, right? oh, there's no doubt our animals are charming their caregivers and probably being spoiled rotten! what can i say? you look so good when you throw on some leather or random black clothing, which is why you look so sexy and handsome for every convention! but honestly, there isn't a time when you're not sexy to me. i keep getting a kick out of wearing my short hair wig, and making people think i chopped my hair off -- but it makes me happy that you think i look so good in my wigs. hey, i can't help but want more animals when we have the room, papi! but you're right the goats are rather hyperactive, and i'm not sure what has gotten into them half the time. i love the idea of coming back to the farmhouse and having a conversation with our spirits to see what we've missed. wouldn't it be great if they honestly filled us in on things? your support means the world to me too, you know that, and it means a lot that you think i'm part of amazing projects, but i can say the same for you and your projects! i don't think anyone can blame me for my reaction to you reading erotica, my love, and you already know i'm excited for another season since you might be doing another one. i can't wait to hear it! but please, give me a private show. you know that voice of yours gets me every time, especially when you're talking dirty. that's how i feel, that the spirits should be impressed by us because we're learning their language! and i think we're really doing well with italian, too. yes, please! i love when you speak french, my love, so speak it whenever you want. and yeah? so when i have my random fits of spanish, you think it's sexy? oh, i love the idea of our house spirits thinking our family is their family, that's the sweetest thought! and right? that really does mean we've chosen the right house. papi, i still can't believe you got us burial plots, and i love them so much. i can't wait to spend eternity with you! but you know, i was telling my mom about them, and she finds it funny that we have a crypt together, but neither of us have broached the subject of marriage. which, after she pointed it out, is kind of funny to me too, but i guess all i've assumed is that i know i'm spending forever with you, and that's that. i don't need to worry about the details of how we spend forever together. i'm all for us going on vacation after filming wraps, my love, anywhere you want to go! i'm still so proud of you that you're part of lord of the rings, my love, because you deserve it more than anything. look at all the amazing franchises you've been a part of, and that's just proof of how talented you are! i'm also glad to get to share everything with you, i love being by your side. oh, i'm pretty sure you'll love all the gothic decor i've found for next christmas, especially since we're doing purple themes! you'll be impressed, i feel like. of course, i love when you create any music, but it's something special when you cover sleep token -- and i still can't believe we got to see sleep token again at download festival, that was such an amazing show! i have probably found way too many amazing books while we've been in london, and shipping them back to the farmhouse is probably the best idea since there are so many of them! yeah? it turns me on so much when i know you love wrapping your hands around my throat and tying me up, it's the sexiest thing.

Well, I couldn't blame Robert Eggers wanting you for roles when you've done incredible work with him! And he must be amazing to work with too, so it's no wonder everyone wants to work with him. I guess one thing about this career is you definitely learn as you go, some lessons are just more difficult than others. But I definitely take better care of myself now when I'm filming anything difficult. That's great you have Jamie, and he understands how it is being in the headspace of a dark role. I know what you mean though, since naturally I lean on Joseph a little whenever I'm having a rough time of filming since I know he always looks out for me. I don't think you're crazy, for what it's worth! Or at least not the not fun sort of crazy, anyway. I love that your inflatables collection started as a way to make your friend laugh, and now you have a whole closet of them! And I'm still happy that apes are among the collection, of course. I don't know what my mom's reaction would be, though I think you could get away with being the bad influence more easily than I could, for what it's worth. We're not in London at the moment, though Joseph's got some promo so I'm pretty sure I'll have no idea where we are from day to day soon enough. It was great to meet up with you guys both for fashion week and in Norway, of course! Already excited for the next haunted adventure you guys decide to take us on. You watched some of the projects I've been in for five minutes? Which, I'm so sorry because quite sure there were some of them I didn't even have any lines. Though Montana Story is close to my heart, so I'm happy you've seen that. And how's settling into the new place going, by the way?! I know we can't wait to see it! | @anyakined

robert eggers is pretty amazing to work with -- i feel like if anyone gets the chance to work with him, they should because he's so brilliant. honestly, you would be perfect for one of his films. we need to manifest that into happening, darling. that's very true, and i feel like we're always learning as we go, no matter what, right? though you're right, some lessons are more difficult to learn than others. i'm glad that you take better care of yourself now when you're filming anything difficult, how are you doing right now, though, darling? i know you're filming something right now, and it's dark material, right? i feel like jamie knows way too well what it feels like to be in the headspace of a dark role, and it's really affected him, so he's truly the perfect partner for that. and hopefully i am for him as well. i was going to say, i had a feeling that joseph would look out for you, since he loves you so much and all, and i know you look out for him as well, you two are the cutest. that made me laugh, because i was going to be like, come on now, owen, you know i'm a little crazy. and yeah, that's how my inflatable collection started, especially since bill is a pain in the ass sometimes and will do this whole not laughing thing when you're trying to be funny, but i will always get him to crack when i'm in an inflatable. oh, then it's sealed. next time we're in florida, i'm dropping by your parents house in my ape inflatable just to see your mom's reaction! she'll probably be like, who is this crazy blonde haired lady knocking on my door? you guys have been all over the place, i know. are you still filming right now? and i thought i remembered Joseph telling jamie he was filming too, so i hope you guys aren't apart for long! you know it's always great to meet up with you two when we're anywhere, and we always have such a good time when you go on haunted adventures with us too! so thank you for going on the one in kentucky with us by the way! look, joseph is important to me since he's important to jamie, so when i realized he was gone on you, i was like, i'm going to watch all of owen's things, and that includes even those things you were in for five minutes. but it's okay, it was worth it to see your adorable face! but i did love montana story, that really was good, and i liked that mrs. fletcher too! oh gosh, the new place is so amazing. i mean, i know you guys came and stayed, but now that everything is done it's so perfect. you have to come again to see the pool and the entertainment area! plus, meet all the new animals! and we're going to have a seance, so we want you and joseph there for that too! || @teaguehq