I swear I'm not a porn bot

they wont take me to the beach or river anymore because i keep organizing all the shells and rocks by species and type

just slipped back into my old patterns #yikes

call me ʔ the way i make her glottal stop. this is nothing. this post is fucking nothing.

was i normal / forgivable / worth saving at the party last night? be honest haha 😂 🙈

does it mean a girl likes you if she builds a labyrinth around your house

Yes but in the way an entomologist likes a colorful beatle.

[nods] she wants to fuck it. bad.

We make fun of steampunk and mock it but imagine if there really were marvelous devices

Wait until God comes down to claim IP over all of creation and you artists are gonna be fuuuucked for taking inspiration from the world

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

it's crazy when couples & friends & whatnot refer to themselves as "a packaged eel". like wow you two are so close that you are fusing into a long slimy fuck... & theyre putting you in a box......