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sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

arthuriana is such a disease I’ll be listening to lady gaga and be like wait this actually fits so well with that one part of the 13th century arthurian vulgate cycle

"I feel an aching desire to speak to you and take up your time and attention" most normal thing to think about someone

Shoutout to characters that are both genuinely deeply kind and also genuinely terrifying and willing to spill buckets worth of blood to get something done. And neither of these are an act, they're just both very true.

seeing plushies of a character you like that you dont have and cant get will inspire feelings of greed and envy in you only described in ancient stories about gods smiting people into slugs for experiencing desire

Everyone’s always on Sir Kay for being an asshole and bullying new knights and giving them mean nicknames, but literally who is even telling them to use them to refer to them. Like a young man will arrive to Camelot and ask to be knighted, and Sir Kay will say something like ‘From now on, I’m going to call Sir Fuckingugly PieceofShit because you’re such a fucking ugly piece of shit’ and everyone in Camelot will be like ‘Oh my god Sir Kay you can’t degrade Sir Fuckingugly PieceofShit with such horrible insults :( we’re so sorry Sir Fuckingugly PieceofShit’

sorry about me. or youre welcome. depending

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive