Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

male wife this male wife that . what about the female husbands? misogyny clearly

i haven’t checked on my animal crossing island in so long. i bet timmy and tommy are running a meth empire

Now why did y'all facetune the capybara

She just was not giving what was needed

girls will see a chance to commit arson and be like “sorry, i have to take this”

girls will see a building that’s not on fire and say “is anyone gonna burn that” and not wait for an answer

does x æ a-12 need an english tutor? an art therapist, perhaps?

anyone else ever just read discourse for like 20 seconds then realize “wait i don’t care” and just zoom past it

lilo really beat the bricks off that colonizer in lilo & stitch didn’t she? and in her indigenous clothes! such a moment.

the nature of thestanconfessions ensures that geniuses like this go uncredited and that’s one of history’s greatest tragedies

i love bad bitches dats my fuckin problem 

im throwing my pussy at him like it’s a grenade