"fm like the radio station?"

NO SICKNESS, NOOOOOO, NO NO NO I WILL COME TAKE CARE OF MY MERCY.

The ALS ice bucket challenge raises awareness and money for developing a cure for ALS. The challenge itself is to either donate (I think a hundred bucks minimum) or to dump ice water on yourself. The ice water brings a fleeting moment of complete numbness when it firsts hits you and you're unable to see, hear, or smell anything, which is the smallest bit of what ALS is like all the time, so that's why that's the challenge!

The only way to measure height should be in food.

I agree. You should see, like, a really tall person, and ask how tall they are in measurements of baguettes. Or apples, like the Smurfs, for a short person!

I just realized!

I just realized!

Footlongs are actually only 11 and a half inches though Pumpkin.

I just realized!

I am totally always up for Lexi cuddles! I can be there in 10, I have to put my hair up. Why are you so desperately in need? I’d have thought you have, like, a million people who want to cuddle you!

Because I am lacking in people who would cuddle me unfortunately. You’re the greatest

Now that makes zero sense. You're tall and fun and awesome, who wouldn't want to cuddle you?! But I'm on the way! Tony to the rescue!

SCHOOL IS HARD

I’m sorry, Jesse :( will you take my word for it that I still love you? ALSO IMPORTANT QUESTION: how’s Harmony?!

Sure thing, Tony. Harmony is doing well. We’re both doing well. I went to see her performance on Friday. She’s a showstopper that one.  

SHE HAD A PERFORMANCE?! What did I miss??!! Aaah!! I have to see it! Speaking of performances, aren't you in something, too?

OOOOH BOTH OUR NAMES ARE NICKNAMES THEN!! TONY IS SHORT FOR ANTONETTA AND ELIZABETH IS SUCH A PRETTY NAME. IT FITS YOUR PRETTY TYPING. JUST LOOK AT DEM UPPERCASE LETTERS.

OMG YOUR NAME IS FANCY AND AWESOME AND I LOVE IT!! YASSS, WE HAVE SOMETHING…

OKAY NORMAL TONY!!! NO WAY YOU’RE FROM FLORIDA???? THAT’S INSANE. I SPENT NEARLY 18 YEARS IN FLORIDA AND DID NOT MEET THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS NORMAL TONY???? WHAT??? YES. I HAVE A LITTLE SISTER HER NAME IS BELLA AND SHE’S SIX AND COOLER THAN BEYONCÉ.

YES I KNOOOOW I SPENT 19 YEARS THERE AND NEVER MET ELLA SHORT FOR ELIZABETH????!??!? WHAT IS THIS INSANITY??!! OMG BELLA AND ELLA THAT'S SOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!! ALSO WOW COOLER THAN BEYONCÉ IS PRETTY COOL LIKE WOW OMG. I HAVE AN OLDER SISTER AND A LITTLE BROTHER AND I LOVE THEM BOTH SOOOOO MUCH.

OOOOH BOTH OUR NAMES ARE NICKNAMES THEN!! TONY IS SHORT FOR ANTONETTA AND ELIZABETH IS SUCH A PRETTY NAME. IT FITS YOUR PRETTY TYPING. JUST LOOK AT DEM UPPERCASE LETTERS.

OMG YOUR NAME IS FANCY AND AWESOME AND I LOVE IT!! YASSS, WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON! OMG QUICK: WHERE ARE YOU FROM? IF WE’RE BOTH FROM MIAMI, FLORIDA THEN THIS IS GOING TO BE CRAZY. AWWWW, YOU’RE SWEET. I’VE BEEN  A DEDICATED FANGIRL FOR TOO LONG TO KNOW HOW TO WERK MY UPPERCASE LETTERS!

MY NAME IS NOT FANCY PSSSHHH JUST CALL ME TONY I'M TONY NORMAL TONY. WAIT, YOU'RE FROM FLORIDA?! OH MY GOD. I'M FROM FLORIDA. CENTRAL FLORIDA, NOT MIAMI, THOUGH. OKAY, WAIT, DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS??