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Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

All this time, I’ve been trying so hard to pretend like everything is fine, but it’s not.

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wormtail looked anxious; he was chewing his fingernails, staring down at his paper, scuffing the ground with his toes.

“Why the red suit?” Well, that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed.

Bisexual Actors on “The Flash”

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….

It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armoured space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet. Pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy…. - Happy 40th Anniversary Star Wars!

“I doubt whether any Hogwarts students ever found out more about the Hogwarts grounds and Hogsmeade than we did… And that’s how we came to write the Marauder’s Map, and sign it with our nicknames. Sirius is Padfoot. Peter is Wormtail. James was Prongs.” - Remus Lupin