maybe later but not now

i had a dream i got a callout and all of the information was wrong. and i got doxxed and it wasn't even my address

i messaged the op and i was like "i will honestly give you my address because this is so embarrassing for you" and they blocked me

I love this so much

I’ve never seen something so beautiful.

wow i love constantly being survielled by the state and corporations even in my most vulnerable and intimate moments now

this is so fucked up

heartwarming to know that both private and state entities are always watching you, and especially heartwarming to know that the fucking coca cola company has access to and will use these surveillance videos for marketing purposes.

eat a mixed bowl of berries and grapes in pitch darkness and you can play my favorite game name of "will you grab a grape or berry"

these are the voyages of the starship enterprise, its ongoing mission: fuck around and find out

my grandma is legit the most scarily protestant person i've ever met in my life. she once told me the story of how she nearly didn't go on a second date with my granddad because she went round for dinner on a friday and his family served fish and she started crying because she thought that meant that they were catholic. what it actually meant was that both my grandma and granddad lived in a very coastal region of nz where everyone eats fish all the time, my grandma had just been raised in such a militantly anti catholic home that they specifically ate red meat every friday of lent to spite catholics