just to go back to bed again

Ant: help!!! i need a picture of will asap asap!!!!

Clem: Okay?? Why??

Clem: Apparently I have to tell everyone what is going on in our lives? Because up until this point they've cared or something??? When I'm up all night with Willa, the first thought on my mind should be calling my sister to let her know our daughter is sick, because it's more important than caring for her???

Clem: Oh, and apparently I need to kick you out of our lives, and push mom away so I can experience 'real' parenthood.

Clem: I love you too. You know that, right?

Ant: she wouldn't let u do anything without u lbr. ur such a good mom.

Ant: pls don't kick me out, i love u too much.

Clem: So I know you're at work, but I wanted to message you and let you know I love you, and I am being selfish when I say this, but I wish you were home right now.

Ant: Hi babe, what's wrong? :/

You’re the second person to suggest that and that wouldn’t have solved my problem all, because the bread had already hit that critical point of abosortion so the mustard taste was gonna be there forever. There was no masking it. Yes. Have you never heard of mayo on a burger before?

Next time you need to have extra buns for situations just like that! I’ve never had mayo on a burger before. I’ve had ketchup. I thought mayo was more of a sandwich thing?

Parks: D:

Parks: I would love that, actually. I was about to ask you that btw. When would be good anyway?

Milo: And I would love to see her as well.

Milo: We can hang out with Willa.

Ant: yasss she'd love that. she's a month old now it's crazy??

Milo: Hey man, I was wondering if you wanted to hang out or something? I know that you have a kid, but still.

Ant: she's also your niece. and she'd love to see you too :)

Parker: So, I have not seen your face in a while and it bothers me. Like it bothering me a lot, unless you were at the party then I am so sorry. O.O

Ant: i feel like i haven't seen anyone's faces besides clem and willa's.

There’s nothing like ordering some food and looking forward to eating said food, just to get it and have your order all messed up. I’m not saying I spent two hours crying over the fact that these people put mustard on my burger instead of mayo, but I’m not not saying that either. This burger was suppose to be the highlight of my day and now I have nothing. These first world problems are a bitch.

Did you try to wipe off the mustard?  And did you have mayo nearby or something? I would’ve totally been upset too. But also is mayo on a burger a real thing?

The only reason I even bothered to watch The Greatest Showman is because Zefron is seriously hot. Like, leave your entire family behind and run away to your own personal island with him hot. But now I’m stuck listening to the stupid soundtrack on a loop. It wasn’t even that good of a movie, but whoever wrote the songs knows exactly how to get in a person’s head. I need better movie recommendations, something less lame for me to get stuck on. Anyone?

I saw it. I thought it was pretty good. I love Hugh Jackman. Are you looking for newer movies or older classic movies?

Why is it that long weekends seem to go by faster than normal ones? I was so thrilled to have 3 days off as I left work on Thursday, and yet here it is Monday already. I swear the more time you have off time just starts to fly by. I’m going to need an extra coffee to get me through this day. 

Time flies when you’re having fun. At least you got a few days off to rest up and stuff?

That is because you constantly struggle. You know that right?? Yeah, it is a thing. Love you too!

I do! But it’s just because my brain is working faster than my fingers. We are gonna put out an easter egg hunt for the two of us. I decided.

I am not! That would be less of an invasion of a young child’s privacy.

You are too! Yeah, I don’t want her to ask why her face is on the internet when she’s older. 

Pretty sure I’m going to just sleep the entirety of spring break. Its bad weather, I can’t even wear shorts and go skateboarding like I was able to last year at this time. This sucks.

It’s got a lot to do with climate change. It stinks, though. Could you skate indoors somewhere?

I am not. It could be? I mean, it’d be a really cool way to document Willa growing up, though I don’t know if you’d want to expose her to the entire internet at such a young age, y’know? Talk to Clem.

You’re too too kind! Maybe I should just film her for our own personal use. I feel like that’d be more fun. She’s down with it as long as she doesn’t have to film.