I Wasn't Hugged Enough As A Child

i only have two emotions 1. i hate myself im such a bitch 2. i love myself im such a bitch

how is supernatural still on like how many seasons of farm boy ghostbusters does the world have to endure

me: “sleeps for 5 hours” tired me: “sleeps for 17 hours” tired me: “sleeps for a month” tired me: “sleeps for a year” still tired

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

i’m not saying i need validation to live i’m just saying that if my heart was flatlining and the doctor started telling me how great i was instead of trying to revive me my ass would be conscious within ten seconds 

very sad to hear about donald trump. nothing happened to him i’m just sad to hear about him

this has been making me laugh for the last 5 minutes

it’s scary how many people think they want to die when really they want to start living 

this is so accurate im crying