Rants of a crazy human

My brain: Okay, we can do this ...

So I found this post on Instagram and it made my day, because I thought I was one of the rare people who noticed this :)

1. Draw a circle 

2. Draw few lines

3. Change this lines a little bit

Me: I like it, but ...

My brain: But?

Me: Those two people aren´t dating.

My brain: Come on, you cannot make them act like that and say that they are just friends!

Me: Yes, I can. It´s called bromance.

My brain: But they would be such cute couple!

Me: I know. But that would ruin the whole "two not-straight men can be friends" point I´m trying to make.

My brain: That´s true. But is there really no chance that they could be together?

Me: No.

My brain: Why not?

Me: Because I hate romantic subplots. And I can´t write romance. So if I include romance, then I´ll have to either kill one of the characters or make him move to another country.

My brain: Okay, okay, I give up. But I do love that scene, tho. What are you going to do with it?

Me: Do you want me to write fanfiction of my own book?

My brain: YES!!!

Me: Okay, maybe I will. Just stop bothering me.

My brain: Deal.

My brain:

My brain: But can I just tell you idea for this really great handjob scene?

Me: What part of bromance, queerplatonic partners or friends you do not understand?

My brain: Is that a no?

Me: STFU

My brain: *plays the scene* If you are going to write fanfiction of your own book, at least make something out of it.

Like, no, I´m not sure what I wanted my characters to be, but now I´m stuck with two middle-aged men, one from Kenya who loves theatre and musical and cooking and another from Germany who is soft pansexual boy.