realistically speaking if I HAD to choose, I'd choose Hannibal as a dad because if the biggest predator loves me then I'm not afraid of anything. secondly, it would greatly benefit my hypochondriac mind because doctor. third, rich. fourth: psycho yes but stable. whereas Will is not only unstable, he's also incapable of bonding with anyone besides dogs and Hannibal. he also has major incestual tendencies which are very fun in fanfiction but not so fun irl
hannibal has incestual tendencies too tho (at least in the books)





















