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i eat flower petals and i’m young

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qalbifalastin

Like a fasting Muslim who is waiting- for the Maghrib athaan.

I am waiting for you, patiently.

Knowing that if Allah has written you for me, you will come.

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Why do people have to revolve everything around a lover, even Ramadan and ifthar aren’t spared lmao

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I want to lay my lips on yours like how Muslims lay theirs on their date ~

rosewater6-78

Just like slippers in a masjid, You stole my heart, And now it’s gone forever..

corruptyoungminds

And now, My stomach is filled With butterflies for you The same way it is filled With food After iftar…

ebonykalokoh

Yooooo!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

victorpopejr

A day in the newsroom

theblogchoseme

Lmao this dude needs all the awards

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I love him so much

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suou-no-nioi

This is my fucking life in a nutshell

ljoonika-deactivated20180218

Once at a 9 hour flight from Paris to Tokyo I had offered the guy sitting next to me a Finnish candy, Sisu (kinda like salty liquorice but not, but also not liquorice with menthol but kinda like?) He then showed me something, roughly the size of a breath mint. So I took it and put it in my mouth, because hey, they ate my Finnish Black Bomb so I’m going to taste their French Thingy.

Except it wasn’t a candy. In fact it was nothing edible. It was a fossil they wanted to show me. I just put a fossil in my mouth. Somebody else’s fossil.

It’s been 12 years and I’m still mortified.

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havoc-girl

if i stop reblogging this send help

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henryconradtaylor

What’s next?

?????

victoriel-translations

Test your colour vision

radroach1994-deactivated2019082

im a fucking mole are you serious i dont understand

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lmao

winjennster

EEE I got 20!

llamaface91

22!!!

universalpicturesuk

Ever wondered what your pets get up to when you’re not around? Find out in the new trailer for ‪#‎TheSecretlifeofPets‬

Coming soon to cinemas.

odditybloggity

Okay. This looks really cute!

fatgirlopinions

Oh my godd

mlderscully

Valentino Pre-Fall 2015

grandpa-magneto

I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking about pregnancy

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Because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.

Yeah, we’re expecting a baby.

But it could be a velociraptor.

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snarkymisha-deactivated20160819

Date selfie because Ramadan a hahahah I’m funny right?

#cuteeeeee

starlesswonder

someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons

birdschoolforbirds

looks like this test was

a piece of cake

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eezybree

SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

moonchild-robina

Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think “omg what an adorable fucking cutiepie”?

psithirisma

a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we’re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different

lavendergrandpa

Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!! Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant mess

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This is why cats occasionally try to bathe and feed us

deadmomjokes

It’s true; cats see us as giant dumb hairless babies. That’s why they bring us half-dead prey– to teach us how to hunt and eat properly. That’s why they attack when we rub their bellies– that’s how parent cats teach kittens to defend themselves. That’s also why they meow– cats communicate with other adults on a frequency we can’t hear, but meow at kittens because their ears aren’t fully developed. They even specialized a set of meows they use only for humans, because we are especially deaf babies.

We are all of us dumb kittens.

sorrynomoretaee

Today I Learned That I Am A Dumb Kitten

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