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are you fucking kidding me this is a banger

Reblogging again because you can get this song for pay what you want and I never knew how much I needed this

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

Top 10 Photos Taken Seconds Before Disaster

This is the woes master post I’ve EVER seen

What is thy riddle, oh noble guardians?

Our riddle is, who is one that has hentai as their icon and will never smoke bigol doinks with us regardless of how they answer this riddle?

people who don’t talk in the tags? lawful evil

if ur blog is just an endless stream of posts with absolutely no commentary I’m fucking terrified of you tbh

imagine you’re going to cracker barrel and you order a mac n cheese and it takes like 45 minutes which is way too long for a mac n cheese but you can see that they’re pretty busy and the waitress Sally is stressed enough as it is because when she took your order she seemed really troubled and you wonder if that’s just because its busy and so when she gets back you ask her what’s wrong and she says her son has been out sick from school today and she shows you a picture in her wallet and you see her drivers license and her full name is Sally Weanus so you ask her sons name and she says “that’s little Peanus” and you ask if you heard her correctly like is that really your son and she says “why yes, MY peanus weanus?”

god is taking back his favorite angel