sorry

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

Russian recipes: When you thought you added enough dill, add more. When you run of of dill, boil for no less than five (5!) days.

all these pop songs about “doing work” and “work work work” make me feel like i’m in some heavy-handed YA dystopian novel where the evil capitalist overlords keep the proletariat in line with brainwashing/propaganda in song form

album debuted at #1 : )

but did she stay there for more than two days :)

Uhh we’ll find out in week as she just got to #1 yesterday lol Do you know how the charts work?

who goes this hard for katy perry is what i wanna know

The fact that so many women feel the need to justify feminism by explaining how it benefits men as well is a perfect example of why we still need it

i used to think green apple was a flavor invented by the candy industry like blue raspberry bc i had never seen a green apple before I just thought all apples were red and long story short when i realized i was red green colorblind it really fucked me up

there’s also yellow apples

now yall are just fuckin lying to me

this post is so beautiful i love it

who else out here rockin’ memory problems!!!

I don’t fuckin remember posting this