Collect my death stares.

Thank you. I'll be sure not to bother you too much. Come here, Maličký.

...Hi.

Do you have any tips for raising kids..? Or just how to keep them healthy and happy?

Well, the kid can talk. They'll most likely tell you if they need anything. You can also take them on walks, or just talk with them. Activities help with keeping 'em occupied!

*leans* the fuckaroni?

WHAT THE BEANS? HE FUCKING HISSES?

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS.

WAAAAAAAAAAAA. I THOUGHT YOU REMEMBERED ME

NO. NOW GET AWAY FROM MY CHILDREN.

GET THE FUCK OUT!?!??!??!?

I have three pairs of arms and could easily toss you across the forest in my current state. You either leave as you are or you leave by my rules.

Do NOT make me get Soup on your bitch ass. I will ask him to magic you out. Don't think I won't!

Okay. Yeah bud let's not eat Purple's babies???? Anyways. Magic is happening. You'll be teleported back to your forest soon. If it doesn't work Purple has full permission to throw you. Goodbye.

Thank you. I'll be sure not to bother you too much. Come here, Maličký.

...Hi.

Do you have any tips for raising kids..? Or just how to keep them healthy and happy?

Well, the kid can talk. They'll most likely tell you if they need anything. You can also take them on walks, or just talk with them. Activities help with keeping 'em occupied!

*leans* the fuckaroni?

WHAT THE BEANS? HE FUCKING HISSES?

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS.

WAAAAAAAAAAAA. I THOUGHT YOU REMEMBERED ME

NO. NOW GET AWAY FROM MY CHILDREN.

GET THE FUCK OUT!?!??!??!?

I have three pairs of arms and could easily toss you across the forest in my current state. You either leave as you are or you leave by my rules.

Do NOT make me get Soup on your bitch ass. I will ask him to magic you out. Don't think I won't!

Thank you. I'll be sure not to bother you too much. Come here, Maličký.

...Hi.

Do you have any tips for raising kids..? Or just how to keep them healthy and happy?

Well, the kid can talk. They'll most likely tell you if they need anything. You can also take them on walks, or just talk with them. Activities help with keeping 'em occupied!

*leans* the fuckaroni?

WHAT THE BEANS? HE FUCKING HISSES?

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS.

WAAAAAAAAAAAA. I THOUGHT YOU REMEMBERED ME

NO. NOW GET AWAY FROM MY CHILDREN.

GET THE FUCK OUT!?!??!??!?

I have three pairs of arms and could easily toss you across the forest in my current state. You either leave as you are or you leave by my rules.

Thank you. I'll be sure not to bother you too much. Come here, Maličký.

...Hi.

Do you have any tips for raising kids..? Or just how to keep them healthy and happy?

Well, the kid can talk. They'll most likely tell you if they need anything. You can also take them on walks, or just talk with them. Activities help with keeping 'em occupied!

*leans* the fuckaroni?

WHAT THE BEANS? HE FUCKING HISSES?

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS.

WAAAAAAAAAAAA. I THOUGHT YOU REMEMBERED ME

NO. NOW GET AWAY FROM MY CHILDREN.

GET THE FUCK OUT!?!??!??!?

I have three pairs of arms and could easily toss you across the forest in my current state. You either leave as you are or you leave by my rules.

Thank you. I'll be sure not to bother you too much. Come here, Maličký.

...Hi.

Do you have any tips for raising kids..? Or just how to keep them healthy and happy?

Well, the kid can talk. They'll most likely tell you if they need anything. You can also take them on walks, or just talk with them. Activities help with keeping 'em occupied!

*leans* the fuckaroni?

WHAT THE BEANS? HE FUCKING HISSES?

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS.

WAAAAAAAAAAAA. I THOUGHT YOU REMEMBERED ME

NO. NOW GET AWAY FROM MY CHILDREN.

GET THE FUCK OUT!?!??!??!?

Thank you. I'll be sure not to bother you too much. Come here, Maličký.

...Hi.

Do you have any tips for raising kids..? Or just how to keep them healthy and happy?

Well, the kid can talk. They'll most likely tell you if they need anything. You can also take them on walks, or just talk with them. Activities help with keeping 'em occupied!

*leans* the fuckaroni?

WHAT THE BEANS? HE FUCKING HISSES?

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS.

WAAAAAAAAAAAA. I THOUGHT YOU REMEMBERED ME

NO. NOW GET AWAY FROM MY CHILDREN.

GET THE FUCK OUT!?!??!??!?

Thank you. I'll be sure not to bother you too much. Come here, Maličký.

...Hi.

Do you have any tips for raising kids..? Or just how to keep them healthy and happy?

Well, the kid can talk. They'll most likely tell you if they need anything. You can also take them on walks, or just talk with them. Activities help with keeping 'em occupied!

*leans* the fuckaroni?

WHAT THE BEANS? HE FUCKING HISSES?

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS.

WAAAAAAAAAAAA. I THOUGHT YOU REMEMBERED ME

NO. NOW GET AWAY FROM MY CHILDREN.

I forgot.

Okay

*screeches and runs around the room*

Can you not

I can't not, you dark pink THING!

I’m red, not dark pink.

DARK PINK DARK PINK DARK PINK!

Dark pink would be more like Amaranth. I’m mostly shades of red.

LIARRRR

Well, amaranth is a mix of red and pink, so technically we’re both right.

You're still pink.

I actually am only shades of red. I could get my color palette and show you.

Show me.

Pale reds, actually.

That's literally what pink is. White+red. You're pink.

It would be more accurate to say Red is a color and Pink is an illusion by human eyes unable to process certain wavelengths mixing them to be 'pink'.

You have WEIRD TEETH and NO LIFE and you base your whole personality off of something that DOESN'T EVEN EXIST you base it off of a color that MAYBE ONLY HUMANS CAN SEE and YOU'RE NOT EVEN A HUMAN you BASE YOUR WHOLE WORTH ON A SCRAWNY CREATURE'S ILLUSION you can't even be ORIGINAL!

Something ridiculous is what you are. All weird and nobody likes you! Pink is a yucky color. At least Red is a primary color. But basing an entire PERSONALITY on something like a COLOR is STUPID because if you find a COLORBLIND THING then you're literally nothing! Like a singer being soooo proud of singing on a register NO ONE CAN HEAR so it's worthless! YOU'RE the nick ninny and I'm hungry and mom also said to clean your room!

*hands over my ears* LALA LAAA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

*Flat unimpressed stare*

I forgot.

Okay

*screeches and runs around the room*

Can you not

I can't not, you dark pink THING!

I’m red, not dark pink.

DARK PINK DARK PINK DARK PINK!

Dark pink would be more like Amaranth. I’m mostly shades of red.

LIARRRR

Well, amaranth is a mix of red and pink, so technically we’re both right.

You're still pink.

I actually am only shades of red. I could get my color palette and show you.

Show me.

Pale reds, actually.

That's literally what pink is. White+red. You're pink.

It would be more accurate to say Red is a color and Pink is an illusion by human eyes unable to process certain wavelengths mixing them to be 'pink'.

You have WEIRD TEETH and NO LIFE and you base your whole personality off of something that DOESN'T EVEN EXIST you base it off of a color that MAYBE ONLY HUMANS CAN SEE and YOU'RE NOT EVEN A HUMAN you BASE YOUR WHOLE WORTH ON A SCRAWNY CREATURE'S ILLUSION you can't even be ORIGINAL!

Something ridiculous is what you are. All weird and nobody likes you! Pink is a yucky color. At least Red is a primary color. But basing an entire PERSONALITY on something like a COLOR is STUPID because if you find a COLORBLIND THING then you're literally nothing! Like a singer being soooo proud of singing on a register NO ONE CAN HEAR so it's worthless! YOU'RE the nick ninny and I'm hungry and mom also said to clean your room!

*hands over my ears* LALA LAAA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

I just got out of the chicken house!

I forgot.

Okay

*screeches and runs around the room*

Can you not

I can't not, you dark pink THING!

I’m red, not dark pink.

DARK PINK DARK PINK DARK PINK!

Dark pink would be more like Amaranth. I’m mostly shades of red.

LIARRRR

Well, amaranth is a mix of red and pink, so technically we’re both right.

You're still pink.

I actually am only shades of red. I could get my color palette and show you.

Show me.

Pale reds, actually.

That's literally what pink is. White+red. You're pink.

It would be more accurate to say Red is a color and Pink is an illusion by human eyes unable to process certain wavelengths mixing them to be 'pink'.

You have WEIRD TEETH and NO LIFE and you base your whole personality off of something that DOESN'T EVEN EXIST you base it off of a color that MAYBE ONLY HUMANS CAN SEE and YOU'RE NOT EVEN A HUMAN you BASE YOUR WHOLE WORTH ON A SCRAWNY CREATURE'S ILLUSION you can't even be ORIGINAL!

Something ridiculous is what you are. All weird and nobody likes you! Pink is a yucky color. At least Red is a primary color. But basing an entire PERSONALITY on something like a COLOR is STUPID because if you find a COLORBLIND THING then you're literally nothing! Like a singer being soooo proud of singing on a register NO ONE CAN HEAR so it's worthless! YOU'RE the nick ninny and I'm hungry and mom also said to clean your room!

Hehehehehe

I forgot.

Okay

*screeches and runs around the room*

Can you not

I can't not, you dark pink THING!

I’m red, not dark pink.

DARK PINK DARK PINK DARK PINK!

Dark pink would be more like Amaranth. I’m mostly shades of red.

LIARRRR

Well, amaranth is a mix of red and pink, so technically we’re both right.

You're still pink.

I actually am only shades of red. I could get my color palette and show you.

Show me.

Pale reds, actually.

That's literally what pink is. White+red. You're pink.

It would be more accurate to say Red is a color and Pink is an illusion by human eyes unable to process certain wavelengths mixing them to be 'pink'.

You have WEIRD TEETH and NO LIFE and you base your whole personality off of something that DOESN'T EVEN EXIST you base it off of a color that MAYBE ONLY HUMANS CAN SEE and YOU'RE NOT EVEN A HUMAN you BASE YOUR WHOLE WORTH ON A SCRAWNY CREATURE'S ILLUSION you can't even be ORIGINAL!

I forgot.

Okay

*screeches and runs around the room*

Can you not

I can't not, you dark pink THING!

I’m red, not dark pink.

DARK PINK DARK PINK DARK PINK!

Dark pink would be more like Amaranth. I’m mostly shades of red.

LIARRRR

Well, amaranth is a mix of red and pink, so technically we’re both right.

You're still pink.

I actually am only shades of red. I could get my color palette and show you.

Show me.

Pale reds, actually.

That's literally what pink is. White+red. You're pink.

Okay.

PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK PINKK

Okay

I want takis.

Then go get some.

I want YOUR takis.

I don’t have any.

Then get some and give them to me.

Just get some yourself

I want yours.

I don’t have any?

Go get me some.

Fine.

Thank you.

*eats them and crunches in your ears*

I forgot.

Okay

*screeches and runs around the room*

Can you not

I can't not, you dark pink THING!

I’m red, not dark pink.

DARK PINK DARK PINK DARK PINK!

Dark pink would be more like Amaranth. I’m mostly shades of red.

LIARRRR

Well, amaranth is a mix of red and pink, so technically we’re both right.

You're still pink.

I actually am only shades of red. I could get my color palette and show you.

Show me.

Pale reds, actually.

That's literally what pink is. White+red. You're pink.

Okay.

PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK PINKK

Okay

I want takis.

Then go get some.

I want YOUR takis.

I don’t have any.

Then get some and give them to me.

Just get some yourself

I want yours.

I don’t have any?

Go get me some.

Fine.

Thank you.

I forgot.

Okay

*screeches and runs around the room*

Can you not

I can't not, you dark pink THING!

I’m red, not dark pink.

DARK PINK DARK PINK DARK PINK!

Dark pink would be more like Amaranth. I’m mostly shades of red.

LIARRRR

Well, amaranth is a mix of red and pink, so technically we’re both right.

You're still pink.

I actually am only shades of red. I could get my color palette and show you.

Show me.

Pale reds, actually.

That's literally what pink is. White+red. You're pink.

Okay.

PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK PINKK

Okay

I want takis.

Then go get some.

I want YOUR takis.

I don’t have any.

Then get some and give them to me.

Just get some yourself

I want yours.

I don’t have any?

Go get me some.

I forgot.

Okay

*screeches and runs around the room*

Can you not

I can't not, you dark pink THING!

I’m red, not dark pink.

DARK PINK DARK PINK DARK PINK!

Dark pink would be more like Amaranth. I’m mostly shades of red.

LIARRRR

Well, amaranth is a mix of red and pink, so technically we’re both right.

You're still pink.

I actually am only shades of red. I could get my color palette and show you.

Show me.

Pale reds, actually.

That's literally what pink is. White+red. You're pink.

Okay.

PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK PINKK

Okay

I want takis.

Then go get some.

I want YOUR takis.

I don’t have any.

Then get some and give them to me.

Just get some yourself

I want yours.