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just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie

do not do this

I'm stuck on the fact they really think that shit deserves an Emmy nomination

I AM wearing my glasses and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight

I have perfect vision and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight

whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share

Absolutely huge dick energy

Mood

dark therapist show me illegal coping mechanisms

that’s your drug dealer

Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history

h2o, a2 + b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama 

“feminism is when my wife takes care of my daughter and I don’t help

I love how he assumes that post-natal abortions are a real thing.

they are and I’m about to postnatally abort ben shapiro

…what the fuck does ‘my wife who is rumoured to be a doctor’ mean

some graphic designer was on her good good shit that day

took me ten years to cut it in half with this piece of shit sword

That’s so sad wiretap play Despacito

50% of Dragon Age Quests