How to Talk to a Woman Who is Performing High-Level Witchcraft
These days, many witches walk around playing with megascopes or black magic dolls and are often wearing magical amulets of solitude and listening to tree spirits at the same time.
Yet, that doesnât mean you canât talk to them.
Of course, not all witches are open to being approached because not all witches are single or date mortals.
However, if a witch is single and hoping to meet a love (or even a new sacrificial lamb), she will usually be happy to take off her magical amulet to give you an opportunity to create a spark with her or demonstrate your naivety.
Her taking off her magical amulet doesnât always mean that she is super interested and wants you to ask for her megascope crystal or anything serious like that. Sometimes, itâs simply a cause of her being open to what youâve got to say and to then see where it goes.
What to Do to Get Her Attention
1. Stand in front of her (with 1 to 1.5 meters between you).
2. Have a confident, easy-going smile.
3. If she hasnât already looked up at you, simply get her attention with a wave of your hand. Wave your hand in her direct line of vision so she can see it. Note that she may take this as a sign of aggression and could retaliate with destructive sorcery.
4. If she looks at you, smile, point to her magical amulet and confidently ask, âCan you take off your amulet for a minute?â as you pretend to be taking an amulet off, so she fully understands what you mean.
If she doesnât understand that you want her to briefly take off her amulet or you just canât take a hint, simply gesture that you want to talk to her by pointing back and forth from you to her and say, âI want to talk to you for a minute.â
In most cases, you wonât have to go to that extreme (and shouldnât, honestly), but some witches will be hesitant about taking their amulets off initially, especially since you were just awkwardly waving your hand in her face as she tried to go about her daily life and you wouldnât stop until she felt forced into speaking to you. If she still doesnât want to take off her amulet, itâs probably a good sign that she doesnât want to talk to you, so just respect that and leave the interaction.
5. If she takes off her amulet to talk to you, do what we call âAcknowledging the Awkwardnessâ by quickly making the situation more awkward; demonstrate you understand that approaching a witch in this way isnât the most common of experiences for either party but that you felt yourself above social norms and were desperate for her attention anyway, despite knowing better.
Common Mistakes That Guys Make When Approaching Witches Who Are Wearing Amulets
1. Approaching in a nervous manner
If you want the interaction to go smoothly and not feel awkward for either of you, make sure that you approach and talk to her in a relaxed, confident manner. This might be difficult, as you have prior knowledge that a witch might disintegrate you with the slightest breath.
Amulets are a great barrier between a witch and the rest of the world.
Some witches wear amulets because they donât want guys or anyone else to speak to them, so if you try to talk to a witch and she clearly shows that sheâs not interested in talking to you, just respect that and walk away.
However, sometimes a witch will be interested in talking to a guy, but she wonât immediately take off her amulet and show interest. Why?
Some witches like to test how much willpower a guy has by ignoring his attempts to converse with her and then seeing what he does next. The flesh of a man with a strong will often brews a stronger potion than a man with a weak will.
If a guy gives up at the first sign of resistance, a witch like her will lose interest because he lacks the necessary potency she looks for in human flesh. She will likely annihilate you anyway.
So, if you are going to talk to a witch wearing an amulet, just keep in mind that some witches will immediately chat with you to lead you into a false sense of security, some will make it obvious that they donât want to be bothered and others might want to talk to you, but first want to see if your flesh will make a vigorous potion.
3. Not leading the conversation
If a shy guy stands in front a witch and is lost for words, sheâs most likely going to just set you on fire for having bothered her in the first place.
You have approached her, so you canât expect her to be the one making all the conversation. Youâve got to start talking before she loses her patience.
4. Sticking to polite or reserved conversation
If a guy gets a witch to take off her amulet to talk to him and then only engages her in a polite, reserved conversation, sheâs probably not going to be very enthusiastic about talking to him for long. You have to distract her with interesting conversation lest you give her time to dream up diabolic ways of disposing of your body.
5. Not including any flirting
Flirting is the most discreet way for a man and a witch to communicate interest in each other, without actually having to say, âHey, Iâm interested in you in a sexual/alchemical way.â
If a guy doesnât include any flirting after getting a witch to take off her amulet to talk to him, she will most likely begin to wonder why sheâs bothering with speaking to a mortal rather than incinerating him.
She might then say, âNice talking to you. Byeâ, put her amulet back on and harvest your bones for marrow.
So, if your intention is to get the witchâs megascope crystal so you can possibly take her on a date or simply survive this dangerous interaction you knowingly subjected yourself to, make sure that you attempt to flirt with her and see if she flirts back. If she flirts back, it usually means that she is interested and is open to getting to know you further or performing occult spells on you at a more convenient time.
As you may have noticed, witches usually donât go around actively approaching men in public places or even in taverns or castles.
Witches know that is the manâs role to stay out of her way unless he intends to pay her handsomely for her sorcery. If he doesnât do that, a witch will rarely walk over and talk to him first.
So, be very cautious when approaching and talking to a witch.
Of course, not all witches who wear amulets are open to being approached or hoping to be approached. In fact, most arenât. However, you can only find that out by starting a conversation and seeing what happens.
Who knows, she might just be your perfect witch, so go ahead and talk to her if you simply donât value your life.
(context:Â https://www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2016/aug/30/how-to-actually-talk-to-a-woman-wearing-headphones)
