i pulled these things off (volunteerily/involunteerily), with my dignity intact.
- referring to people as “friend” if i frequently encounter them in the hospital but have no idea what their names are. instead of saying “uhhh, excuse me? could you please…” i just use “hey friend.” *with a smirk on my face heh* it has never been a dull or awkward moment. most of the time people just laugh and it’s great! always works. and then we end up exchanging names. yep, killed two birds with one stone.
- thought about someone (pre-menstrual urges?), wondered how they’re doing, and decided to stalk them on facebook by typing their name out. found them and their public photos posted by various friends. clicked on one of it and accidentally shared said picture-post. had their half-naked ass body on my profile for a good day and only realised it when i got drunk on friday night as i was scrolling past my own facebook. nah, no longer the cool chick. probs the creepy chick but i own up to my stalking cos i think it’s natural when you think about someone you kinda want to see (regardless of the platform of opportunity you are given) them too? i just wish i was more stealth. pretty sure i was grateful i was drunk too so i wouldn’t take myself too seriously about my sober mistake. yeah, i did that boo-boo sober. who knew the drunken self had the ability to resolve?!
i digress, i am an odd child.
