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269 - Su Jian (2020)
A Storm's View
[ Photo by Johannes Plenio on Unsplash ]
As they rounded the northwestern shores of Tirisfal, it came fully into view.
The Voidstorm.
A dark swirl of Shadow and Void suspended in the sky, lanced by a spear of Light.
Quelâthalas, below, was still hidden behind the horizon.
If the winds held, theyâd make the harbor come morning.
A N Y P O R T â F O U R  D A Y S  E A R L I E R
From Kul Tiras, it was merely an ominous presence on the edges of the horizon when it manifested, the lookout noting it as a stormfront that was unlikely to reach the Aralyaâdiel at her dock in Anyport.
But it was Seraanna who emerged from her quarters soon after, tentative steps taking her to the rise of the aft deck where she looked silently to the east. Shadows swirled about her feet, rising and falling, and when she returned to the main deck the crew parted before her like waters before a tidesage.
The renâdoreiâs declarations that dark power swelled past the eastern horizon would have been disturbing enough, had there not been a quaver to her voice as she described emanations of the Void from the distant shadow. And she insisted that they needed not to stay distant, but must instead sail to Quelâthalas with âall haste that... we might make.â
Maxinora stood quiet in the doorway to their shared quarters, but Annadia was the one to challenge her sister.
âThe hell, Seraa? Itâs just a stormcloud, we canât drop everything forââ
â...no.â The whisper cut off Annadiaâs protest like a cleaver. âAzj-Kahet. Kâaresh. Now she comes for Quelâthalas. Our home, dear sister. Take us... home.â
Seraanna turned, crew shuffling out of her path as she returned to her quarters, the Alchemist wrapping an arm over her Shadowâs shoulder and glancing back at the Captain before closing the door.
* * *
Later that evening, Annadia stood watch on the aft deck, searching for that dark smudge of shadow her sister had sensed, finding it only by the lack of stars in its place on the horizon. Seraaâs whispers echoed in her mind. Now she comes for Quelâthalas. Younger years played in memory, the pair of them hiding in Silvermoonâs rubble, minions of the Scourge lumbering through ruined streets, and darkness descending on her soul as the Sunwell was extinguished.
The unhurried pace of Koâjinâs tread, recognized easily, broke her reverie and drew her attention. It was an effort of will not to reach for a weapon, even when it was an old friend that approached her back.
Habits learned in Murder Row never died.
âI know you be doubtinâ,â the old troll offered without preamble, coming to stand beside his captain and leaning forward to rest his elbows on the railing. âLotta money, lotta trade we be settinâ aside if yâdo as ya sistah asks.â
âItâs another four days to make our contacts in Boralus, three for the business,â she sighed. âEven with the armistice, Kul Tirans pay top coin for exotic goods. Weâd give that all up. Not to mention passing by pretty boyâs place entirely, either bring him and Cherise with us or risk dropping them off in Gilneas.â A humorless laugh. âAnd you know how much Gilneans love the armistice.â
âTrue, true. Still, you heard her, same as me. Been more herself since she came back from Aromâs Stand wit her Alchemist, for what datâs worth. But dis?â Koâjin tilted his chin towards the horizon. âHearinâ de fear creep inta her voice, ya cool sistahâs voice? Dat grips me gut more den any shadow in de sky.â
Annadia was silent, eyes closed as she drew a slow breath.
âIt was simpler when it was just the three of us, Koâjin. Me and Ghaz following you while you ran around with that stupid amulet.â
âDe woons!â Koâjin laughed.
She chuckled low. âYeah. But some things are still simple when I donât let all this shit get up in my head.â A wave of her hand encompassed the Aralyaâdiel, the cargo on the deck yet to be traded or stowed in the hold, the ragged piers and flickering lights of Anyport. âIn the end, itâs Seraa. I trust her. Sheâs my sister.â
The sinâdorei sighed heavily before offering Koâjin a sidelong glance. âAnd you know most of what weâve gone through together.â
âSo letâs wrap it up and get out of here." Annadia slapped her hands on the railing, a sound of finality. âUnload what weâre trading, secure what weâre keeping, and sail for Quelâthalas with all the haste we can make.â The last few words uttered in imitation of Seraannaâs halting murmurs.
Koâjin rose to his full height and snapped off a surprisingly passable salute, a smile wrapped around his curving tusks.
âAye, Capân. Sâmuch for de pleasure cruise...â
* * *
The ship was already a-bustle the next morning, crew loading and unloading cargo as Ghaz engaged in a spirited debate over moorage fees with Anyportâs goblin quartermaster that sounded like the prelude to a brawl. A courier was the least noticeable thing in the cacophony, dodging the barely-organized chaos to deliver a message for the Aralyaâdielâs captain.
Minutes later the prelude was on the precipice of makâgora, work slowed to a near-halt as crew and dockhands began to exchange bets on orc or goblin. Few heard the string of curses that came from the captainâs quarters, but the wooden thud of the door slamming open drew the attention of some. It was the echoing retort of a gunshot that stunned all into silence â even Ghaz and the quartermaster.
Annadia stood on the deck, gun lifted in the air and a sheet of parchment in her other hand. The morning breeze made a loose mess of her unbound hair, and sheâd hastily tucked a half-buttoned linen blouse into leather pants, but there was still a full complement of weaponry at her belt. Eyes ablaze, she stuffed the still-smoking pistol into its holster and drew a shortsword with casual ease. The crew that knew their captainâs storied âeducationâ stepped carefully backwards.
âNow that I've got your attention â stop fucking around!â The sinâdorei leveled her blade towards Ghaz. âEnough with the foreplay and pay the moorage already. At a fair fucking rate, too,â she snarled towards Anyportâs quartermaster. âAnd if you twoâre gonna have a hate fuck, then do it quick. The rest of you get back to work. We sail on the tide.â
âCapân, thatâs in two hours!â One of the newer crew, joined at their last port in Kalimdor, spoke up.
âDamn right it is. Better get on the fucking stick, then.â A menacing jab in his direction served as emphasis.
Annadia spun on her heel and stomped back to her cabin, the parchment still in hand. The crew were already scrambling to work, but Ghaz caught a glimpse of a sigil on the note - a cog writ in black ink.
âItâs that kinda news, huh? Koâjin was right, pleasure tripâs done,â the hulking orc muttered before returning his attention to the quartermaster. The goblin peered back with more confusion than anger.
Ghaz snorted. âDonât worry, ya ainât my type. Now about proratinâ those moorage fees...â
âThe greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.â
â Walter Bagehot
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Ain't no rest for the wicked New blood better go get vicious You better you better Sharpen up your knives
Fooling God, Louise Erdrich
[ID: I must be sharp and impetuous as knives.]
âWhat did you want to be when you grew up?â he asked, pouring another glass.
Annadia smiled then, something sharp lurking within her gold-green eyes.
âDangerous.â
Aralya'diel
The clipper Aralyaâdiel cut a sharp profile moored at the docks below Pawâdon village; her lines and craftwork showed the vessel as one from Suramarâs shipyards, although the cut of her sails, for those with an eye, bore the influence of Quelâthalas. A lanky figure with long tusks and a shock of upright hair stood on the forward decks, a three-fingered hand held over his eyes as he peered towards the village above.
ââey, Capân Tightpants,â the troll called out, âI tink dat be your sister cominâ.â
Annadia ducked out of the clipperâs aftcastle, adjusting a tricorn hat adorned with a nigh-ridiculous feather to just the right rakish angle. Black leather pants, fitted tight enough to earn the trollâs epithet, were tucked into knee-high cavalier boots buckled close around her calves, the outfit topped with a bishop-sleeved loose linen shirt left dangerously unbuttoned and secured only by an elaborately embroidered half-corset.
All the ensemble required were her blades and pistols, but those? Those remained below decks. The conditions of Pawâdon's dockmaster were strict, and the local Pandaren had not forgotten the memory of what had once been Garroshâar Point.
âYeah, thatâs Seraa,â the sinâdorei agreed, walking across the deck to join the troll at the clipperâs forecastle. The distant figure was making her unhurried way along the winding path from the village to the docks, followed by a shadow far darker than could be accounted for by the springtime sun. âIâm surprised you remember her. And Koâjin - youâre gonna have to stop calling me that when we get a full crew.â
Annadia gave him a sidelong look, golden eyes narrowing as the troll burst out in laughter.
âOnly when you stop dressinâ like de covah oâ some cheap trash book,â the lanky troll retorted after his laughter subsided, âor mebbe you be planninâ for an early Hallowâs End, eh?â His broad smile, echoed by Annadia a breath later, dulled the sharp edges of their banter.
She lifted a lazy hand with one finger extended in a near-universal gesture. âLet me have it, huh? Itâs fun to play the part. Weâre still breaking her in,â Anna patted the carved railing, âand Iâve been dreaming of my own ship since I was little. BesidesâŚâ
She checked the cinch of her waspie and adjusted her bosom emphatically, âIf theyâre distracted by my tits, they wonât see how blind weâre stealing them.â Her grin grew sly, long brows raised with hints of salacious intent.
âIf itâs larceny on ya mind, you gon be needinâ more den dose baps,â Koâjin snorted with mock derision, only to wince and move away from the punch Annadia aimed at his arm. âSpirits, ya be abusinâ yer crew already! Fine capân you gonna make.â
Annadia huffed an exaggerated pout of aggrievement before looking back along the path. Her sister was near halfway from the village, close enough that Annadia waved and shouted a greeting, the shadowed figure raising a hand in silent response.
A nudge from Koâjin pushed Annadia in the direction of the gangplank. âYou goâwan anâ meet her. Ghaz wonâ be back from Two Moons âtil morninâ, anâ I still gotta finish witâ inventory in de hold.â He considered Anna for a moment, âYou still tink settinâ aside dat space be a good idea?â
ââŚYeah. I got a feeling.â She gave a curt nod, still looking towards Seraannaâs approach and waving again. âThis time.â
âBest tâbe trustinâ a captainâs hunches, âden. Mebbe Iâll stop in tâgreet you anâ her after yâboth had some time for catchinâ up.â
âCaptain.â A pleased smirk. âI still like the sound of that. Donât lose yourself in the hold, or all the wineâll be gone by the time youâre out.â
âAnâ here you be tinkinâ I didnât lay in extra.â Koâjin made a shooing gesture. âNow git, âfore she boards anâ takes de helm while weâre jawinâ.â
Annadia flipped the bird at him again and left, boots clacking along the gangplank as she debarked. Koâjin watched, the trollâs thick fingers worrying a dull amulet worn about his neck until he saw the two sisters - sinâdorei and renâdorei - meet in an embrace still a hundred-odd yards from the docks. Only then did he make his way belowdecks.
"Dreamer be walkinâ again..."
* * *
mentions: @longveil
Ko'jin & Ghaz have appeared in: Old Bindings (Seraanna, flashback) and Extinguished (Kyuusei)

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âThe trick is not to stop wanting. The trick is to stop abandoning yourself and your life every time you want something. The trick is not to stop eating. The trick is to stop blaming yourself for your hunger. The trick is to use your hunger to build something. Hunger is a kind of a void, but itâs not negative. Hunger makes space for your feelings. Hunger makes space for hard work. Hunger makes space for building the kinds of things that TURN THE WORLD ON. Hunger is a place to start growing. Hunger forces you into a state of radical honesty. Hunger makes things awkward, and awkwardness is magical and righteous.â
â Heather Havrilesky, âWhy Do I Always Have a Crush on Someone?â
This is not where I die. I've far too much killing to do.
Other Truths
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Behind the cathedral, by steps that led to the quietude of the cemetery, an apartment overlooked the dark waters of Stormwind Harbor.
Where Light, Death, and the Deep met.
The heavy brass door knocker shaped in a Krakenâs form (or was it the form of something more ancient and ominous?) had long been removed. The elaborate lock had been exchanged for something simple, something more appropriate to whoever might next occupy the space. Gone as well was the vague sense of unease, of unwelcome, that often had passers-by taking their steps just the slightest bit faster. The wards upon the entry, the others that guarded the residence from scrying eyes - were no longer present.
Not to mention some of the more⌠questionable items⌠that had once been kept within.
Past the door, beyond the stairs, the apartment itself was all but bare. The wooden floors waxed, the walls devoid of even the most carefully chosen decorations. Bookshelves and wardrobes, a painting of spires that reached high above a lush forestâs boughs, even the treasured armchair embroidered in red and gold.
All had been removed.
Only a bottle of voidblend on the counter remained, and two sisters left to regard the empty shell of two years with glasses in hand.
âLast chance, Seraa. You sure?â Annadia took a healthy swig from her wineglass. She pursed her lips after swallowing, glaring wordlessly at the dark contents.
Seraannaâs sip was more leisurely, yet no less deep. There was faint melancholy in her eyes as she looked about the empty space.
âThis has been a pleasing truth of⌠its time, and there is no portion of the path travelled that fully carries my regret,â she mused. âThe Harbor, the House, the Hall. Whether brief or long, all have⌠made their contribution and been embraced in turn. But their truths are not what make⌠this choice.â
Seraa held up her glass, considering the liquid within. Filled with the dark between the stars. âShadow seeks all paths and embraces them as truth, Annadia. Yet it does not require that all⌠truths be palatable. Some truths require distance, and this I shall⌠take. And for all the exquisite⌠distractions that remain, the butterflies and serpents left behind, there are yet other paths. Shapes yet unformed, limned in the foxfire of⌠myriad truths.â
Annadia snorted. âFuck âem. Fuck all this lot. And any still in this shithole of a city.â
ââŚno.â Seraanna slowly shook her head, dark tousled hair shifting with the motion. âDo not judge⌠their truth. It is neither yours nor⌠mine. But for me, I will seek elsewhere. And perhaps find,â she offered a faded smirk, taking another small sip from her glass, âa truth warmed by crimson⌠flame. What is Shadow without Light to cast it, sister? And a coruscating⌠flame casts more than a single Truth by its⌠dancing shape.â
âAnyone else,â the sinâdorei muttered, âIâd say something about moths. But you? She better guard that flame.â
âThe foxfire thrives⌠amidst Shadow.â A final sip and Seraanna left her empty glass on the counter next to the half-full bottle of voidblend. âA gift, for whomsoever finds this place. It is time⌠we took our leave, sister.â
Annadia tossed back the last of the voidblend, grimacing at the taste as she placed her glass next to Seraaâs. âYou know, back when I was ah, training, in Murder Row? There was one guy that went out on his own after heâd passed his trials. The rest of us were just, âYouâre made - why are you leaving?â And I still remember what he said. âThereâs other things out there. I can always come back if I donât like it, if it doesnât work out. But if I donât go? I canât ever come back.ââ
A cant to Seraannaâs head as she peered at the sinâdorei rogue. âAlways my⌠dearest sister, feigning the shallows yet surprising in her depths.â
âDonât tell anyone, huh?â Anna offered a crooked arm. âCome on, letâs go.â
ââŚyes. To other⌠truths.â
* * *
For many reasons, I donât see myself returning to WoW in the near future. The direction the game has taken, the things that have come to light in regards to the company itself? I donât want my dollars to support it and, save for some wonderful RP partners who have mostly made their parting as well, havenât been enjoying it. And now? I donât even feel comfortable logging into the game.
Iâve made donations to charities suggested by Blizzard employees - well in excess of what I would have spent for a yearâs subscription to WoW. Just in case anyone thinks this is a stance of mere convenience.
And I may come back, should things improve. Given ABKâs leadership, Iâm not optimistic. But - Shadow seeks all paths, and embraces them as truth. Stranger things have happened.
For the stories and RP weâve had - thank you. All of you. Yes, really, all of you - even you. Iâm not certain if Iâll ârebootâ this tumblr for the AU of Seraanna thatâs being built for FFXIV (Mateus), or if Iâll start from scratch. But Iâll let you know.
Do what you feel you need to do, but remember:
Please donât ignore the behavior thatâs been brought into the light at Blizzard just because it makes you feel uncomfortable.
Please listen to the people who have stories to tell of their experiences, and let their stories take the forefront.
And donât attack each other because someone fails a litmus test or takes a holier-than-thou stance. There are more important things here.
âAnnadia Thorn. A woman who consists of nothing but pointed edges and silver tongue.â
Max Parkhurst
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âJust because things hadnât gone the way Iâd planned didnât necessarily mean theyâd gone wrong.â
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