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@ people with good self-esteem: How the fuck??

I’m so tired of having to be strong. I’m so tired of every single one of my friends relying on me to be there when they aren’t there for me. It sucks when you only have yourself, it sucks when you’re at your worst and nobody knows. I’m tired of breathing. I’m tired of feeling like shit all the fucking time. I’m tired of having to fight urges. I’m tired of fighting. I’m tired of living. I’m just fucking tired of everything. I need everything to stop, just for a moment.

Don’t be afraid to be “too much.” Call me 5 times a day because you wanna hear my voice or something came up and you wanna tell me immediately. Text me 12 times in a row when I don’t answer fast enough. Leave me cute texts when you can’t sleep. Hold my hand. Everywhere. Sit really close to me on the couch. Keep your hand on my thigh. Always have a part of you touching a part of me. Tell me you love me every hour I don’t care I want to be smothered in love holy fuck life is too short to hold back.

The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4am is realising some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

My name is cow and wen I see a sign that don’t apply to me I laff at dogs who cannot stray and with much glee I skip awae

whenever i eat mushrooms i think about how one day mushrooms are gonna eat me… i make sure to chew really gently so they’ll return the favor 2 my corpse

Hey op

me, through a mouthful of gently-chewed mushrooms: yeah?

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

me trying to fing my gotdamn keys

every follower give me 1 dollar

can’t wait to be $6 richer

Has anyone else noticed how, when you have a chronic condition of some kind, that there’s always the basic assumption from people around you that you’re not already doing everything you can?

It’s all about the illusion of control. People who are healthy like to believe they can always keep being healthy if they do the right things. They don’t want to think about how good people get struck with terrible circumstances for no reason. So they keep assuming that if they got sick, they could do something to make it better. And if you’re still sick, that must mean you’ve done something wrong or not done enough.

Nail. Head. The same attitude can be seen in how a lot of people talk about poverty.

And sexual assault. All they have to do is not go there not drink that not wear that not date them and they’ll be fine, right?

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

I love the Winnie the Pooh newspaper comics. Everyone’s such a dick to eachother, it’s so out of character. Is it simply called “Winnie the Pooh”? I never bothered to read the title, I just call it “It’s Always Sunny in the Hundred Acre Woods”