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Ankh-Morpork University is one of the most respected and revered colleges operating in the country today. In fact, we here at AMU have a reputation as a breeding ground for brilliant impassioned students with the drive and intellect to really change the world they live in. We here at AMU are pleased to introduce somesuch members of the faculty and student body willing to share their time and personal conversations with you. Introducing Samuel Vimes (Sports, unofficial Campus Security) and his long-term girlfriend Sybil Ramkin (Not Technically A Member, Secretary If Anyone Asks, Also Sometimes Orchesta, Occasional Consultant On Animal Rights/Husbandry/No You Cannot Keep A Snake In Your Room Give Me That) as well as Angua von Überwald (Lacrosse), Carrot Ironfoundersson (Rugby), D. Tritus (Wrestling Team, Mathletes), Cherie "Cheery" Littlebottom (Chem Club and LGBTQA Society); Havelock "Don't Use My First Name" Vetinari and his.... "chess partner"... Margolotta Amaya Katerina Assumpta Crassina Von Uberwald (Student Council: President and Vice-President, respectively); Adora Belle Dearheart (Charity Rep) and her boyfriend Moist Von Lipwig (doesn't want to be here, but is: Media, PR, and Communications); William De Worde and Sacharissa Cripslock (Campus Paper); and with regular appearances from the staff and student body.