Every day at The Onion be like…..

So awesome of Tchaikovsky to write ballets based off of a couple Barbie movies. Cool guy!

Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally

people that own chickens are trustworthy

chickens own themselves

you’re completely right and i’m a fool

when linda cardellini shot her dad in legally blonde bc he married a girl the same age as her … she made some points there

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

delete this

That straight up is exactly what I expected corvid art to look like tbh.

This is the most goth shit I’ve ever seen

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

why do yall hate beer so much? is it bc ur bottoms

It’s because we have taste buds

Haha

Little do they know, punk guys are the closest thing we have to angels

thats adorable

you can clearly see him trying to invert her cross thats so funny

Just a heads up, this sin’t an exorcism, Nuns cannot do them and more so, they cannot be done in public. They are, in fact, blessing him

Omgg that is so much better thank you

THIS POST JUST GOT THOUSANDS OF TIMES BETTER

The inverted cross, or Petrine Cross, is a symbol of Saint Peter. He felt unworthy of dying the same way as Jesus, and asked to be crucified upside-down instead. To this day, the Vatican uses the inverted cross as a respectful holy symbol.

LMAO

Atheists resigned!