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Rummy approves of this book. #mfm #meowderino #illbegoneinthedark #michellemcnamara

Seth got me this beautiful bouquet and the most perfect card.

This adorable little @$$hole squirted out the door and was missing for two days, despite numerous search parties, so of course she's glued to me now. #derpcat #indoorforlife #horriblefreedom #regret

Feeling under the weather can be mitigated by a cuddly cat and a comfy Bob Ross t-shirt #derpcat #bobross #happylittletrees

I have an amazing mom who sent me this book. The title is written in leafy greens. I'm already sold.

Birthday selfie. Instead of lying and saying I'm younger, I'm gonna lie and say I'm older. That way, people will think I look fantastic for my age instead of just marginally passable.

Fat red boi says no more snow!

This nor'easter can't ruin my parsley #kitchenwitch #buddingherbalist

Rummy's been chewing her backside and making herself scabby. I heard a size 0-3 baby shirt was a good alternative to a cone of shame #derpcat

Random impulse bought these Rummy look alike chip clips. She seems less than impressed. "Are you mocking me, hooman? Because I feel like I'm being mocked." #derpcat #familiar

It isn't a Steven Seagal movie, but watching #abugslife with my love comes in as a close second

Lemon caper pasta with chicken and artichokes, sauteed dandelion greens, and a lovely Portuguese wine #kitchenwitch #fatkid

I have so much I want to get done today, but Seth tucked me in with like eleventy-seven blankets and now Rummy is cuddling. Please send help...or snacks.

I tried ciopino and loved it. It's basically an Italian fisherman's stew #fatkid (at Reel Seafood Co - Fresh Seafood Restaurant)

Enjoying a book with my favorite reading companion #derpcat