Angryhealer plays D&D

@thingstaakowouldwear

Chaotic Fool, as an alignment, means your moral compass doesn’t matter because whenever you set yourself out to do something you fuck it up.

I̖ ̸̳ͬh̼̦̐aͬ̋́͝v̴̨͖̮ḙ̶͠ ̭̈n̩o͉̘ͫ̍ ̴̩͔̘̟͌̒̆̆ẅ̩̚͟ȉ̢ͪl̀l ̸̢̣ͭ̈́t̴͚͘o͘͡ ͇͝l̺i̶͎͓v̬͟e͓͕ͯ̏ ͕ͥ

‘I will have to live on - Anagram robot 0.6. I find anagrams for stuff. I know I don’t always make sense, but I’m getting better!

Some people: "paladins are emotionless dicks who are obsessed with looking shiny." Me, writing a paladin: *he drinks exactly 1 margarita and starts sobbing* "I WOULD DIE FOR EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM. I LOVE YOU FUCKERS I'D DIE AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE DID YOU KNOW THAT??? YOU'RE MY FAMILY NO SHUT UP I MEAN IT-" *must be restrained as this 250 pound package of drunk muscle tries to climb a tree to save a cat that isn't even in distress*