Eating Mozzerella Sticks Soothes The Soul

My patronus is just a really chunky raccoon. Just a big, fat little bro. Just an absolute unit.

i have boobs… u have hands… interesting ………….

Fascinating...what a coinky dink

do u ever think about that one person u thought u would never get over and ur like damn i was so dramatic

I get asks about cute pancake neighbor almost daily and I feel really sad to disappoint all of you but nothing ever happened and I moved away soon after and we didn’t keep in contact afterwards. Last time I heard from/of him, he was doing great!

Dammit I literally looked her up just to see what had happened

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

DRAG THEM NEIL

This post is eveeeeeeeerything

my friend just texted me “it’s not acceptable that trump feels good about himself and you don’t” and i think it’s the most motivational thing i’ve ever read

- Deep voices in women

- women with thick, dark body hair - gay people showing affection in public

the picture of lady gaga laying on the floor with a bowl of pasta

very me

Me except the pasta bowl would be a lot bigger

can we replace the kardashians tv show with keeping up with the obamas because i’m gonna miss them a lot and i still wanna know what they’re doing all the time. how are the dogs? where does the family travel? what sort of hobbies has michelle taken up in addition to captivating the world with her intelligence, grace, and charm? what are the girls accomplishing? is obama still flirting with biden??? i need to know

Obama and Biden omg

is it selfish to want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to and be with and look at and think about is it really self centered to just want to be one person’s favorite person

Fuck this I want to be everybody's favorite person

take me back to 2009 so i can experience hearing tik tok for the first time again

Omfg this song was my shit

this man…

I'm fucking sobbing

This is my favorite thing ever