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“...Ok?” Remus questions, not understanding what it means.

Sirius stops in his tracks, causing Remus to slam into his back. Sirius turns around and explains, “The last time this happened, he called the police,” he turns back around, still looking for an alleyway.

Remus runs beside him and stares down at Sirius, “Are you shitting me?” he asks.

“Nope,” he states, popping the p, “So much bloody paperwork,” he murmurs.

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He quickly dials Regulus’s number, and his brother answers before the first ring can even finish.

“Siri?” he asks softly.

“Hey, Reg,” he replies equally as soft. He looks up and finds Remus still smiling at him. Sirius offers a small smirk and continues talking, “Sorry, Regs, I got distracted.”

“Yea, I fucking hope you have a good reason!” he screams. His mood suddenly switched after finding out that his brother was safe. The screaming was loud enough for Remus to hear, who started laughing loud and clear, causing Sirius to wince, “And who the fuck is that?! Huh?!”

“Excuse you!” he screeches, opening his mouth wide and scrunching his face up in fake insult. “How dare you! My face is perfection! Are you kidding me?! Stop being mean to me or I swear I’ll kiss you! Freak!” Sirius exclaims while shoving his arm.

“Hello,” Remus replies, slightly scared.

“Hm, that's all I get.” He says with a slight pout. Remus can't help but stare at it.

“Well, what do you want me to say.”

“Hm,” he says, putting on a show of looking into the distance to show faux consideration, “you could bow down and thank me for gracing you with my presence,” he says, blinking his eyes rapidly like a little kid asking for ice cream.