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WHO? ange ⋆ 19 ⋆ she / they ⋆ twisted wonderland writer

some gentle warnings: possible yandere, noncon, & dead dove

charas: leona, ruggie, jack, azul, floyd, jade, lilia, sebek, malleus, rook

I love the trope where the TWST guys find out the prefect is actually girl, but Savanaclaw, Diasomnia, Octavinelle, and Rook would smell that shit a mile away. Literally. Like... a few months in, you start ovulating and the everyone's like

🤨❓ -> 😮❗️ -> 😳🙂‍↕️ or 😏

I know Ruggie has a voiceline about Leona being nicer to women, so you'll immediately know that something's up with Leona and Ruggie. Savanaclaw in general holds women in high regard, so you're going to be wondering why they're suddenly opening doors and being less aggressive around you. Jack tries to protect you from this by telling you to shower more often and disguise your scent with no explanation as to why. You might even take it as an insult and he goes "... yeah, you smell."

I'd imagine mermen have similarly sensitive noses and they discover your true gender around the same time too. Azul might use this information against you unless you don't care about your gender being exposed (then he can't). Although both Azul and Jade become more gentlemanly around you, to a suspicious degree. Nothing much changes with Floyd, but he's now seems 1% less invasive and more considerate of your personal space.

Diasomnia is unsure what they're supposed to do with this new (albeit unconfirmed) information. Malleus and Lilia figure out your gender out almost immediately, and Lilia grows concerned for you. He knows that the NRC boys can be rude, unruly, and brash to each other, so he keeps an eye on you and checks in on you with almost parental-like concern. Sebek might take a while to figure it out, though. Once he does, his knightly etiquette kicks in and it becomes extremely obvious that he knows something that he refuses to tell you. Don't get me wrong, he's still rude and abrasive until you've earned his respect like everyone else, but he's now more considerate of his voice levels.

Rook might be one of the few humans to clock it, even if he doesn't use any of his hunter senses. It just clicks with him one day that you're not a man, and that explains some of your odd behaviors (like refusing to use common bathrooms and running halfway across campus for a solo bathroom instead). He also grows concerned for you, but is more subtle about it, like randomly offering you vitamin supplements during that time of the month. He just says they'll make you feel refreshed in the morning and, hey, they really do help with the cramps.

It's all a weird change of pace, and rumors might start flying around about your true gender. It won't take long for everyone else to become suspicious of you, depending on how well you hide your gender.

Wait, this is actually kinda funny...

Assuming you had 0 idea that they were secretly in love with you, it'll make things so awkward 😭 And... Assuming you're with Silver and Sebek the entire time (and other people)... They witnessed everything too... At least not much people witnessed Idia and Vil's dreams, but everyone else had a whole crowd witnessing everything.

(Y/N): Hey... so what's the meaning of this—

Them: no

(Y/N): I'm not mad. I just want to—

Them: NO

Azul and Riddle are so embarrassed. Azul especially. He'll pretend it never happened, but now he can't keep himself composed around you without remembering the giggly version of you that was on his lap. And the judgemental look on your face. Making you sign a contract is pointless now that everyone else has seen it.

Riddle is probably going to have a really long talk with you. One where he nearly breaks down crying and explaining his difficult childhood and all the mounting pressure on his shoulders. He's more embarrassed about the version of himself that you saw rather than Dream!You.

Leona's never going to explain the whole Wife part of it. Though if you press for it, he'll raise his eyebrows and tease you instead. Why so curious? Do you actually want to be his wife? Be prepared for the consequences then.

Vil, being the most mature, will be pretty straightforward about it and confess his feelings. Of course, he doesn't expect you to be a world-famous actress, but he wants to build a life with you. He can draw the line between fantasy and reality pretty easily.

charas: malleus <3

Yandere!Malleus with a human S/O, except he grows increasingly frustrated that you don't respond well to his fae biology. He has strong fae genes, but you're just a human. Of course, there's going to be some degree of biological incompatibility, but it's made a thousand times worse that Malleus is a dragon-fae with low fertility. It doesn't help that you're so fragile, so Malleus feels this sense of urgency to sire an heir while simultaneously find ways to artificially extend your lifespan.

Malleus grows desperate. There's something so wrong about you.

You're supposed to be nesting by now? You're supposed to be docile after he bred you? Why does his scent have literally no effect on you? His bite marks evoke nothing in you, when they're supposed to release endorphins that make you feel pleasure. Instead, you're always in immense pain. Malleus doesn't want to make you suffer, but he doesn't understand his own strength. He loses himself in the heat of the moment more often than not.

Malleus made his choice and you suffer the consequences of it. Lilia has warned him about this. Human partners aren't made to endure ruts like his that can sometimes go on for days at a time. Even normal fae would struggle, and you're not nearly as resilient as you seem. Hours in and you're already aching and bruised.

You're still not swelling with his child, no matter how many times you've done it together. There's an emptiness that consumes him when he sees your stomach and feels that there's nothing growing in there. His instincts tell him to just keep trying, but you're already at your limit.

Looks like Malleus needs to try harder then.

FIRST NONNIE I MUST DOING SOMETHING RIGHT!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭💓💓💓🩷💕🩷💖💕💕💞💓💓🩷💕💓🩷💕🩷💞💓💕💖

cw: fempov, major spoilers

charas: idia, vil, jamil, azul, leona, riddle

note: in book 7, you travel through the dreams of multiple TWST characters and attempt to snap them out of their false fantasies. So... what's the false version of you like in their fantasies...?

In Idia's dream, your face is plastered on posters and merchandise everywhere. Turns out, you're a world-famous idol, and Idia is your most devoted and dedicated fan. Even in his own dreams, he subconsciously thinks that you're unreachable, and this manifests through this distance between the two of you. He has every single merch of yours and has very detailed false memories of attending your 'concerts.' When he firsts sees the real you standing right in front of him, he can hardly contain his excitement... but why are you telling him that he's dreaming?

In Vil's dream, your other self is an actress. You've both starred in multiple hit romantic dramas, and the two of you are shipped together by fans all over the world. You're a power couple winning awards left and right, and nothing could ever stand in between you two. Your jaw is on the floor when you see the other version of yourself kissing Vil on stage at the award ceremony. The both of you are all dazzling smiles and sparkles as the crowd cheers for you... What's even more surprising is that nothing has changed about your appearance, because Vil has always thought you were beautiful just the way you are.

In Jamil's dreams, he gives you everything. Gold, jewelry, silk... all the fine things he could never possibly give you in real life. The other version of you is spoiled and pampered. She's dripping in gold and luxuries beyond your wildest imaginations. You were given your own palace, you have a horde of servants at your beck and call, and Jamil has all the time in the world to spend with you. No more early mornings spent in the kitchens or late evenings spent cleaning up after someone else's mess. Now, he can have lazy mornings and wake up to see you in his arms. He can fulfill every single one of your heart's desires. Just say the word, and it will be yours.

In Azul's dreams, you're his cheerleader trophy girlfriend. The two of you belittle everyone else in the room, but they laugh along with you two instead of condemning you. They're never laughing at you. It's rather bizarre to see yourself perched on his lap, giggling away and acting like a complete mean girl who goes along with his every whim. In his fantasies, no one could hurt him. He never has to work a single day in his life for recognition and power—it all comes naturally to him. Even your love for him is completely natural, as if it was always his.

There's a wedding band around your ring finger. In Leona's dreams, you're his wife. Despite that, your other self seems to complete hate his guts. He still subconsciously knows you would condemn him for his selfishness and recklessness, and your other self makes it known to him. Everything goes wrong in his dream. He subconsciously knows that he wouldn't make a good king. He's not even sure if he would make a good husband. He's a pragmatist at heart and, despite his massive ego, his self-loathing and self-doubt triumphs in his dreams. He still thinks you would never love him, even in this false reality.

In Riddle's dreams, you've always been this manic pixie dream girl who's deliriously in love with him. Your other self has dyed neon hair and has this sleazy, smug grin permanently plastered on her face. The both of you skip classes to spend your days committing petty crimes, from being public nuisances to vandalizing properties. You do each other's make-up everyday, perform on the streets, and stay out late doing God knows what. It's completely bizarre to see Riddle breaking so many rules, but you've also never seen him so happy, which in itself is bizarre. There's just so many things Riddle wants to do with you, and he's finally free to do them all.

Just to give further context, here's what canonically happens in the first layers of their dreams if I remember them correctly:

OG!Ortho is alive in Idia's, and he goes to RSA.

Vil is always the main lead and about to receive awards. Neige is his assistant who he bullies.

Kalim's family went bankrupt in Jamil's, and they switch roles when Jamil's family buys out the Al-Asim's business.

Azul is a famous athlete. This frat-ish victory party happens at his parent's restaurant where he bullies other people. He's now the popular bully archetype in his dream.

Leona is king of the Sunset Savanna after his family died. He pursues rapid development, albeit unsustainable, which tells us he's subconsciously aware that he wouldn't make a good ruler / his plans are unfeasible

Riddle is magicless. He also becomes ultra rebellious and doesn't care about rules / academics LOL. He's even in a band.

Except that he's only capable of receiving physical pain... The moment you remind Kalim that you hate him, he'll start sobbing and babbling that he's sorry. He's clinging onto your arms and grasping at the littlest bits of affection you're willing to give him, but he's only met with your cold gaze and harsh words...

Phantom of the Opera??? Hello??? Why hasn't anyone done Fem!Phantom who's a basement dweller in NRC and spouts ominous shit in the shadows. Maybe they're the head of security, IDK. Unique magic: Falling Chandelier ala Deuce Spade cauldron.

Lightning McQueen... Listen to me, hear me out. I know this sounds wack as hell, but this MIGHT work if you position them as an aspiring blastcycle / race car driver. Personally, I really dig this idea.

Cupid. I know they're technically a God, but Idia's based on God too. Make her a fujoshi / himejoshi or something. She would love to pair up couples without realizing people are falling in love with her. Put her in ignihyde or pomefiore.

RAYA AND THE LAST DRAGON??? Granted, people have mixed feelings about Raya. Some feel like it's a step towards more southeast Asian representation in international media, others feel like they mixed-mashed multiple cultures, much like Aladdin wherein they mixed-mashed south Asian and Middle Eastern cultures. It's up to you to do your own research and provide a nuanced TWST OC based on Raya characters. There's a dragon too, which is such a missed opportunity for dragon!OCs.

grim : at least my henchmen will lead a good life…BUT YOURE STILL ON THE FENCE ASSWIPE

If you think about it, multiple guys are rich enough to bribe Grim, so Leona can't win with his generational wealth alone 💔 Especially not with Kalim and Malleus around... They're all just going to cause hyperinflation.

Grim's just going to keep raising prices once he realizes that guys like Kalim and Malleus are willing to drop a grand and some family heirlooms if that means shutting up for one date night. Here are my thoughts:

Has generational wealth, will bribe Grim: Malleus, Kalim, Leona, Lilia, Idia

Has generational wealth, won't bribe Grim: Rook, Idia, Leona, Vil

Not nearly as rich, but still has something to show for: Azul, Leech twins

Won't bribe out of personal principle, doesn't matter if they have the money or not: Riddle, Jack

Can't bribe even if they wan't to: Everybody else damn 🥀

WITH WHAT MONEY???: Ruggie...

Azul and Riddle can try, but in reality they're just not nearly as rich as those guys who are princes or sons of business moguls... and it's implied that the leech twins are loaded too, so they have a fighting chance.

Ruggie... this poor man... it's a losing battle... he's got two cents, a handful of charm, and his grandma's advice on his side... But he's pretty resourceful and ingenuous, so I can imagine him using his UM or swiping a few trinkets from Leona's personal belongings (canonically, Leona allows this to happen LOL).

Idia and Leona are on both "will bribe" / "won't bribe" camps because they realize pretty quickly that Grim is scamming everybody even if they try to bribe Grim at first. I'd also imagine Azul anticipates this. There's no winner here except for the CEO of premium tuna cans, and their stock has been doing surprisingly well lately...

Also one category I wanted to add:

THIS IS SO FOUL 😭😭😭