You know I lied

im going to collapse

^ this mfer from D&D, if you're not familiar

Like god he's just this enormous, gluttonous mass of fat and scales that makes my little kobold heart flutter. He exists just to eat careless adventurers that wander their way into his territory, and I love him for that. I wanna crawl onto his scaled underbelly and sing him praises while he lies back on his horde after gorging himself on some stupid adventurers <3

Just look at him in action:

^ ough just look at that neck jiggling. I think I'm going to faint

^ the whole camera shaking from his incredible weight... >///<

^ god I wish that were me...

I find it so funny how there was a badge for pissing off becky-

MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS AND IM DYINGNFIDNT

turns how they DID collab, it just happened to be at the end of an episode

we were ROBBED