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trying on a metaphor
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Hear me out, isekai tfa Prowl au
I love isekai and Prowl so why not combine the two? Like, tfa Prowl is already so different from his other counterparts in looks and personality, he’s dead, and other Prowl’s have the tacnet which I feel would be perfect as the system seen in like isekai manhwas. I’ve seen other transformer isekai au and I need more. Please make more transformer isekai fics/comics/art.
I need help with Ao3 again.
Basically there are two Danny Phantom and Bat family crossover stories on Ao3 I'm trying to track down.
The first one is where Tim dies and becomes a Half Ghost. (I don't remember what the species name is.) And ends up in amity Park and hangs out while he gets a hold of his powers. He also decides to discard the hero persona of Red Robin and goes by something like Silk Soul because a gained a ADHA and mabey ghost obsession with moths.
The second is the bat family going to Amity park for some kind of Gala and all the ambient ecto results in Jason either developing a ghost core or gets essentially Pregnant because his pit rage started to turn into a ghost with its own ghost core I can't remember. The only thing I remember for sure in Grayson wearing an Anti ghost belt and he was trying to tend to a wound Jason got while in the back of a van and the driver who I don't remember who was driving but they were on coms so everyone kept hearing Jason yelling at Grayson to 'not touch him until he gets that belt off'. Also the fanfiction was a completed work
Edit: i found the first one. But the second one is still unlocated.
Edit 2: found the second one.
Rescue Bots Murder Mystery
So, who is the killer?
There’s been a murder here at the academy and everyone Rescue Bot is a suspect!
Suspects:
Heatwave
Chase
Blades
Boulder
Salvage
Blurr
Whirl
Hoist
Medix
Wedge
Quickshadow
Scorch
Bumblebee
Ratchet
Perceptor
First victim: Hotshot

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GFTS (giant from the stars)
Basically a Transformers prime au inspired by @smokescreenstuff Knight of the round table au. Thank you to them for the inspiration.
Basically instead of sending out the keys separately Alpha Trion stocked a long distance pod with as much energon as he could get his hands on and gave the omega keys to Smokescreen telling him to go as far as possible away from the fight and to wait. Smokescreen of course wants to fight but he also understands how important it is to keep the keys away from Megatron. So he hops in the ship and goes into statis while the ship on autopilot flies to the far corner of the galaxy. Where he ends up on earth in England during medieval times and meets kid merlin. From there he basically spends the next century or so being a background character in the King Arthur mythos mearly known as 'The Giant From The Stars' because back then they didn't have a word for 'Alien.'
Since in transformers prime it's cannon that predicons existed on earth before starving to death I made it so that they managed to survive up until Medieval times where Smokescreen led Camelot on a mass Predicon murder spree. But like the beasts were already mad with hunger so it's kind of a mercy genocide.
Anyway after Merlin dies Smokescreen starts to realize that even with Cybertronian time cycles it shouldn't have taken thing long for the war to end and to be called home. So he gives 3 of the omega keys to 3 humans he trusts and has Merlin's daughter put him in an enchanted sleep until quote "a true king calls for your aid"
Fast forward to modern time Raf was showing Rachet a book he found about the King Author Myhtos and the mentions of the giant from the stars gets Optimus interested so field trip to England. Where Megatron is because the Iacon database which he has a copy of on the nemesis mentions a ship carrying some very important unidentified relics so he decided to investigate. Both sides see each other, a fight breaks out and Optimus says "Primus help us" and Primes are the closest things Cybertronians have to kings so it was enough for the sleeping spell on Smokescreen to break and the rest of the series is Smokescreen being slightly more mature then in cannon but he constantly talks like a knight before that's how people talked when he arrived and he marvels at how much humans have advanced.
It's 1am and I have a dentist appointment tomorrow goodnight.
Legacy Tarot Master Post
The Fool: Lloyd Garmadon
The Magician: Jesse Marvell
The High Priestess: Zane Julien / Aurora Alice-Julien
The Empress: Lady Iron Dragon
The Emperor: Lord Garmadon
The Hierophant: Master Wu
The Lovers: Pixal Borg
The Chariot: Cole Brookstone
The Strength: Kai Smith
The Hermit: Sensei Dareth
Wheel of Fortune: Jay Walker
The Justice: Miranda Marvell
The Hanged Man: Ronin Kognito
The Death: Harleigh Kognito
The Temperance: Nya Smith
The Devil: Harumi Hutchins
The Tower: Mystake
The Star: Skylor Chen
The Moon: Olivia Omar
The Sun: Antonia Sawyer (ft Nelson Roise and Sunni Dayes)
The Judgement: The Golden Master
The World: First Spinjitzu Master
January 18th 2023 - December 16th 2023
Catch-All Tag For All Pieces
He is a material girl chat
Oh gawd I’m tired flvnv this is probably the end of this little uhhh what is it. A snippet? Chapter? You get the idea. I wanna switch to other storylines now hehe
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Costume. Chitons.
Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).
Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?
that genuinely is it
yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body
lets bring back sheetwares
also chlamys:
and exomis:
trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins
Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day
Wear blanket. Conquer world.
That last one looks dope
Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.
And easy to construct, you don’t have to have complicated seaming and patterning to turn fabric into clothing!
ancient Egyptian robes
This sort of clothing solution wasn’t just for the Mediterranean, or northern Africa, either. Behold the Belted Plaid:
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Has anyone already reblogged this with saris? It’s cool how many cultures have similarities like this hidden in plain sight.
https://kalaavarsha.com/how-to-wear-or-drape-a-saree/
The lungi is a traditional garment worn in many southern states of India. It's different from the dhoti, in that it is a tubular shape (like
Since we are here might as well share the dhoti and the lungi
https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Lungi
https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Pancha-Kachcham?amp=1
It’s only men in the photos but really anyone can wear them. I am wearing a lungi right now.
I also know Thailand and Sri Lanka have their versions of a lungi as well.

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look , see this cherries? theyre my balls. my fat nuts
That is a picture of Ralf giving food to character without a game. Aka the homeless. I don’t care if it’s a joke, you are now on my shit list for making/encouraging the joke.
Why are you getting mad at a post from 2016 wtf
Because I think losing your home is horrible and should not be downplayed with a sex joke.
look , see this cherries? theyre my balls. my fat nuts
That is a picture of Ralf giving food to character without a game. Aka the homeless. I don't care if it's a joke, you are now on my shit list for making/encouraging the joke.
Him being trans and having top surgery scars as a human implies he’s trans and got top surgery as a cybertronian and now I have the image of smokescreen getting top surgery when the omega key was put in.
*Wakes up on a decepticon ship, panicked and escapes only to wake up millions of years later on earth*
“Oh hey my boobs are gone!”
(/silly this entire ask is just crack)
I'm trying so hard not to laugh right now, because I'm in a public space. But oh my goodness. Please Primus, let this happen to me.
The boobs got in the way of omega key surgery
@personizloading
I see your comment and I raise you.
Smokescreen complained constantly about his form and wishing the war would just end so he can get a frame change or whatever to something he feels more himself in. So when Alpha Trigon knocked him out to do the surgery to put in the omega key Alpha trigon did some frame changes as an apology to Smokescreen for the shit Smokescreen will go through.
Hello my tumbler mutual. So I need a favor. A once read a Transformers RID fancomic on here which was basically a screenshot redraw of the show with Smokescreen in Bumblebee's place.
Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew
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The window visual did me in I’m wheezing
I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.
This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.
An honourable candidate for the @hellsite-hall-of-fame
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aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall
Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.
Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him
This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.
Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.
It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance
They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.
if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes
Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.
Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.
this is too good to leave hidden in the replies
fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard
Tumbler heritage post
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