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*……lightly purrs calm breath down your neck*

You strike me as the type who likes to finger fuck farts. I bet your fucking fingers fuck farts in your sleep.

crying under your blanket?..... "Oh...and now I farted............well...nobody's gonna smell my fucking fart........I should just breathe in my own fart because who cares...." ........ "No! I'm not gonna make myself breathe my own fart too! jesus!" ....then you puff your blanket really pouty.....and you cry even harder? :'(

Is that the more mature way? I mean...I think it's a big culprit of what breeds passive indifference in modern culture. Oh...Eric farted in the stairwell and I breathe it in my mouth. Instead of using open, heartfelt words, like, "hey, I sucked your fart through my mouth, Eric. While it is unpleasant, I understand it's a side effect of our human experience condensed into the rigidity of modern lifestyle. We have to pretend not to fart for most of the time, and it's not easy. I forgive you and I love you." We instead brood on the fart taste and give Eric a mean look. Now be honest. You'd rather be open to speak about it from the heart now, huh?

Bend over.....gently...into downward facing dog.....inhale...........take thumbs and shove thumbs into ass....exhale....take thumbs out of ass and put thumbs into mouth..........inhale

Hey fart head

Hey, so what did you do all day fart bitch? Sniff a fuckload of farts you fucking fart sniffer fartwhore

I bet you like fucking farts, you fucking fart motherfucker

and now I have to wipe my fucking ass because i farted a moist fucking fart like an asshole and it's fucking dirty and all I wanted to do was to relax in bed