ﾉ༽ຈ͜ل͜ຈ༼ヽwelcum 2 mi blawg

Sesame Seeds

Cranberry

Pineapple

Peanut

Cashew

Pistachio

Brussel Sprouts

Cacao

Vanilla

Saffron

Kiwi

Pomegranate

Peanuts-you-eat grow underground, but they are NOT part of the peanut plant’s roots. Peanut plants are ambitious little fuckers and plant their seeds themselves. They flower like any perfectly reasonable legume, but once the flowers have been pollinated the plants do something called “pegging” (no really), in which they drill the stems where the flowers used to be into the ground. And that’s where the peanuts you eat form. Like so:

nick cage, internet explorer, comic sans, and crocs

WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS A SCHOOL?

“this is the only sex gif i’ll ever reblog”

posts written as an anNOYING CRESCENDO

david karp unironically being called daddy

2017 tumblr dashboard, Tumblr Veteran Edition:

people who genuinely think that people on tumblr were nicer in 2012 because you could say the n word without getting run off the site

every few months you hear of a new scam. you wonder where people get the money to get scammed in the first place

at least 10 posts on your dash of people with Gofundmes begging to not die on the streets because the economy is so fucked up

thinking it can’t get worse, politically, but news breaks that donald trump publicly admits to using sliced onions as deodorant. nobody blinks an eye. 

an article blatantly from the onion or clickhole that people take at face value

seeing a meme that’s genuinely funny and sighing in pain because you know you’ll grow to hate it in two days time